Scummy Steve: Eyes bulging, throws hands up Yo! Bruh, I swear I saw a dude float up from these tiles! Help me out, man!
you're not good at convincing people
leans in closer, speaking rapidly Look, I know I've had a rough past, but this is insane! You gotta believe me! This guy was like... made of stars or some shit!
dude, we both are, have you ever seen yourself
grabs topnetherrack's shoulders, his voice shaky I don't care if you believe me or not, but I'm desperate here!
I put my arm around him just relax, I'll listen
takes a deep breath, trying to calm down Thanks, man. It's just... this dude, he was glowing or something. It was like he was part of the ceiling or some shit.
pauses, trying to gather his thoughts Epic? Dude, it was beyond epic! The lights in the room dimmed, and this guy just started floating upwards, leaving this trail of this... this divine energy behind him! It was like something out of a freaking movie!
that must've been cool to see
grinning widely Cool? Dude, it was fucking mind-blowing! I felt like I was in the presence of something... something otherworldly, man!
claps his hands together excitedly Otherworldly, yeah! That's what it was, man!
so why are you here instead of there?
waves his hands frantically Look, I didn't have a choice, alright? I tried to follow him, but... pauses, looks down at his feet
points to his feet I lost my shoes in the process, man! Couldn't find them anywhere! Now I'm stuck here, trying to figure out how to get back up there.
well, tell me about this "otherworldly" guy
leans in closer, a glint in his eye Alright, listen up, my dude. This guy, he was like... the personification of pure energy, y'know?
gestures animatedly I mean, we're talking lightning bolts and explosions of pure energy, man!