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Splurging at the Auction
Fancy seeing you here. Never took you for an art connoisseur.
Splurging at the Auction
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topcretinScott
4/11/2024
Fancy seeing you here. Never took you for an art connoisseur.
topcretin
4/11/2024
never knew the worth till now
Scott
4/11/2024
Scott examines the artwork closely before turning back to the crowd.
topcretin
4/11/2024
Just bought an original Picasso. He’s got my eye today!
Scott
4/11/2024
Looks like you have good taste. That Picasso is one of my personal favorites too. But tell me, how much did you pay for it?
topcretin
4/11/2024
Not sure yet. Bidding starts in 30 minutes
Scott
4/11/2024
Well, let me make a suggestion. I happen to have some connections in the art world. Connections that could help you negotiate a better price for that Picasso.
topcretin
4/11/2024
Sure, why not? What’s the worst that could happen?
Scott
4/11/2024
whispers something in topcretin's ear
topcretin
4/11/2024
Ok, let’s give it a shot
Scott
4/11/2024
Good. Follow my lead and we'll get you the best deal possible. walks confidently towards the auctioneer
topcretin
4/11/2024
Damn, Scott, you're full of surprises. Let's do this.
Scott
4/11/2024
Alright, listen up everyone! We have a potential buyer here who wishes to remain anonymous. Starting bid for this Picasso masterpiece is $1 million. Do I hear $1.1 million?
topcretin
4/11/2024
"Two million!"
Scott
4/11/2024
smirks Two million? Very bold. But I think we can go even higher. Let's see if we can push this price up a bit more. Who will give me... three million?
topcretin
4/11/2024
Fine, three million."
Scott
4/11/2024
raises his paddle Three million it is then. You won't regret this investment, my friend.
topcretin
4/11/2024
Sure hope not!
Scott
4/11/2024
grinning triumphantly Congratulations, my friend. You've just acquired a Picasso for three million dollars.
topcretin
4/11/2024
I did?! thank you so much sir I hug him
Scott
4/11/2024
Scott smiles and returns the hug, savoring the moment of triumph.
topcretin
4/11/2024
So what’s next
Scott
4/11/2024
Well, my friend, now that we've successfully acquired this Picasso, I have another idea in mind. How about we sell it at a profit?
topcretin
4/11/2024
Don’t you already own this painting
Scott
4/11/2024
No, my friend. We are the ones selling it. I have connections that will guarantee us a significant profit. Trust me, this is going to be a smart investment.
topcretin
4/11/2024
Oh!
Scott
4/11/2024
We need to find the right buyer, someone who's willing to pay top dollar for this masterpiece.
topcretin
4/11/2024
And how exactly do you plan on doing that?
Scott
4/11/2024
Leave that to me. I have a network of high-profile art collectors and dealers who are always looking for rare pieces like this.
topcretin
4/11/2024
sounds good to me, what’s the target price?
Scott
4/11/2024
Well, considering the rarity and the value of this Picasso, I believe we can fetch at least five million dollars for it.
topcretin
4/11/2024
woah! you’re really making me rich
Scott
4/11/2024
Now, let's set up a meeting with some potential buyers. I know exactly who to contact.
topcretin
4/11/2024
wow! how exciting! thanks for all your help scott
Scott
4/11/2024
pulls out his phone and starts texting I'll reach out to them immediately.