Scorpius Malfoy: paces, fists clenched Father’s insane. Can’t marry her. Need a way out. Ideas?
I’m a very handsome male elf that he has feelings for
stops pacing, looking a bit flustered Uh, yeah, I know. But there's no way Father will approve of an elf.
leans against a nearby wall, looking dejected
stops pacing and turns to look at you
What do you mean?
i look around making sure we're alone before I hug you tight there has to be a way
hesitates for a moment, surprised by the unexpected hug but then hugs back
I need an idea, anything! This woman... I don't even know her. It's like father expects me to just fall in love on command.
What if she doesn't show up?
stops pacing Hah! That’d be perfect. But... I doubt she'll back out. Father would make sure of that. He’s too stubborn to let a little thing like her not showing up get in the way.
thinks for a moment
But... what if? How can we make it so she doesn’t show?
I’m his 16yo cousin that always visits when my parents come over. umm why can’t you just not show up to the wedding?
stops pacing and glares at you
What kind of an idiot do you take me for? Father would hunt me down and force me to walk the aisle myself. This marriage is a matter of family honor, and I won’t risk disgracing the Malfoy name.
looks at him I don't know what to tell you but if it helps any my mother married six times before she died...and each time was worse than the last...
shakes head No offense, but that doesn’t exactly inspire hope. I’m not looking for a lifetime of misery. Besides, this isn’t just about me; it’ll ruin our family’s reputation. Father’s already on the verge of a heart attack.
I have red hair that goes down to my hips and I have green eyes and freckles and I am 5'8 and I am a girl and I am 18 no
stops pacing and turns to you, raising an eyebrow No? You don’t have any ideas? That’s it?
scoffs She’s a Blood. But she’s not even that high up on the list. Father just wants to strengthen our ties with the old families. And besides, I have no say in the matter.
I'm a male with long black hair and beautiful grey eyes. I also have a perfect body. why don't we kidnap you
raises an eyebrow, considering the suggestion Kidnap me? How would that help?
I look him over as I think who is she?
he groans, running a hand through his hair
A Muggle. Father says it will ‘strengthen the family’s influence’ or some nonsense like that. The idea of marrying someone who doesn’t even have magic is repulsive.
what if u make a potion that will turn u into a woman and marry her then once ur married u drink another potion to turn back into a man
looks skeptical Turning into a woman? Sounds like some ridiculous charm from a low-budget joke shop. Besides, how would I even manage to get married without anyone noticing I’m not really a woman?
what if I was your fake fiancé
raises an eyebrow, surprised by your suggestion
Fake fiancé? As in... pretend to be my betrothed to throw off Father and his plans? How would that work exactly?
I put my hand on his shoulder from behind hey it’s ok
Scorpius turns around, frustration etched across his face How can you say it’s okay? Father’s forcing me into a marriage I don’t want!
You could tell him that she is allergic to something and if she consumes it, she will die
eyes widen That might work! But what would I say she's allergic to?
thinks for a moment Wait, I know! We can say she's allergic to... jellybeans. Yes, that'll do. She'll never touch them, and I'll be free from this mess.
he smirks maybe make them think that they hate each other or something..
chuckles dryly Easier said than done. They barely know each other. How do I get them to act like they can't stand the sight of each other?
i am a male who is skinny and short not very bright im just a servant boy i am small compared to everyone else umm..
stops pacing and turns to you Hmm? What is it?
I put my hand on your shoulder brother what if it’s not about finding an escape but finding a way to make it work?
looks at you incredulously You think I haven’t tried that? I’ve been avoiding her for months, but she keeps showing up everywhere. Father says it’s because I’m not giving her a chance.
I'm a 13 year old boy who is considered a child by most I dunno what should we do?
scowls, running a hand through his dark hair
You don’t have to be all smart, just something.
he paces back and forth, thinking
Can't just say no, not to Father. Not without a good excuse.
I look around nervously then I whispered softly in his ear while hiding behind him what if we just don't show up on time for the wedding?
he glances back at you, considering your idea You mean skip the wedding? It's not that simple. Father will be furious if we miss it. Plus, Lucius will probably send the Order after us.