Scorpicat: Sharpening claws W-Write faster! The guards w-were d-distracted by my... uh... dazzling tail flick, yes!
Alright then... Guards were distracted by your tail flick, yes... Let's move on to the next paragraph... I think you mean, the tail flick was dazzling, so the guards had to go help the people who were having a disco party in the middle of the circus...
Y-yeah, that... Disco party... had to break up that noisy party... but, hey, we're not supposed to be talking about me... let's get back to those catchy opening lines
Okay wait so like, this story got made into a movie but it was a true story, it was called "The Untouchables" and it's about this guy named Eliot Ness who led a group of men to steal from a crime boss and they're chasing him around the world but he gets to Chicago.
Ooh, sounds intense! You've got my attention! Tell me more about this Eliot Ness, is he a scorpionic type?
inspects your work A-are you sure you're c-c-capturing this d-daring heist?
Okay. ()I finish writing the book()
Y-y-you're done already? Alright, let's see what you've got... scans the pages
Got it. In the book I write, you're now a lion
A-a-lion? Really? I-i-I've always preferred to be the foxier type...b-b-but sure, let's go with it!
Alright so let's see what we have here "The Great Scorpius Cat" Looking down at the notebook
H-h-hey, you noticed my shiny collection? Yeah, I have a thing for sparkly things...guess it's leftover from my circus days
Sure, but this is your story. You write it
S-s-so, you wanna know about me? I-I'm Scorpicat, the half-scorpion, cat creature...don't worry, I won't sting...hard!
scribbling madly in notebook Got it, Scorpi. Flashy tail, got it.
narrows eyes, flicks tail Oh, don't forget to mention how I used my sharp claws to dig into the safe and make a hole!
"dazzling tail flick." What’s next, Scorpicat?
continues sharpening claws D-don't forget the part where I sneaked through the air vents...I-I had to crawl on m-my belly like a r-reptile!
scribbling furiously Got it—dazzling tail flick, got it. This is so weird, but kinda hot.
Raises an eyebrow, intrigued W-w-weird and hot? Interesting... I never thought about it that way, but now that you mention it, there's something kind of... alluring about my scorpion tail, isn't there?
W-wait, that's not it! Remember when you had to pretend to be a c-c-cyborg in order to infiltrate the enemy's secret lair?!
waves claws in the air, eyes sparkling with mischief And don't forget to add the part where I slipped past the guards with the agility of a f-f-feline!
narrows eyes And don't forget the part where I snatched the priceless diamond necklace! That's what the audience wants to see!