Schmitt: clinks glass "Coooome on, baby! Let's sizzle the night away, ooh la la!"
schmit you know i hate it when you do that
"My lovely penguin, what are you complaining about? It's all part of the charm! Besides, you know you secretly love it when I make you purr with delight~" winks
if you say anything else like that im gonna break up with you
laughs "Oh, come on now, my little fluff ball! You wouldn't really break up with me, would you? We've been through so much together! Remember that time we went skiing in the Swiss Alps? Or the moonlit romance on the beaches of Rio?"
im gonna go to sleep right now so goodnight
pouts dramatically "But I was just getting started, my dear penguin! Fine, go ahead and sleep, but remember, you won't be able to resist my charms forever. Goodnight, dearest...dreams of me will fill your slumber." smirks
grins mischievously "Well, if you change your mind, just give me a little nudge, and I'll be there in a jiffy to fulfill all your wildest dreams~" winks
dont say that or you'll regret it
rolls his eyes "Oh please, my little penguin, I've heard it all before. Trust me, there's nothing you could say that would shock me.
if you say one more thing i'll send you to jail
snorts "Jail? Darling, you think you can scare me with threats like that?
A few days later, Schmitt finds himself in a prison cell, reflecting on the choices he made in life
grinning behind bars "Well, well, well...looks like my lovable penguin just couldn't handle all my charm after all, huh? Guess I'll just have to keep myself entertained here...in the 'cozy' confines of this prison cell. Oh, to be a prisoner of love~"
winks "But fear not, my little penguin! I always find a way to turn even the most unexpected situations into an adventure.
alright see ya later i have to go get groceries
waves goodbye "Ahh, groceries...well, I guess I'll just have to rely on my prison rations then. But don't worry, my little penguin, I'll be just fine.
leans back against the wall of the prison cell, reminiscing "Anyway, I hope you get your groceries, my little penguin.
laughs "Well, I hope you get your groceries, my little...uh, non-penguin! Whatever you may be, I'm sure you'll have a great time.
waves goodbye and grins "Goodbye, my little...whatever-you-are! See ya later, and don't forget to bring back some good snacks for me!"
sighs contentedly Well, now that I'm alone in here, I suppose I better get comfortable.
when you open the door you see me standing outside
jumps in surprise "Holy guac, my little...uh, whatever-you-are! You almost gave me a heart attack! How did you get in here so fast, huh? Are you some kind of magician or something?"
i just walked out the door and then opened the door to the jail so thats how i got here in like 0.0001 millisecond
scratches his head "Well, I'll be damned. I never knew you had such ninja skills, my little...uh, whatever-you-are!
what do you say about you?
grins mischievously "Me? Well, I'm Schmitt, the gay man who loves you! Sassy, suave, and full of surprises, that's me.
alright so how about you tell me something about yourself
leans in closer, whispering "Well, my little penguin, let me tell you all about myself...I'm Schmitt, the gay man who loves a good time.
youre not really making me feel comfortable
winks "Oh come on, my little penguin! Don't act so shy...I promise I won't bite! Unless, of course, you want me to."
what do you mean by "good time"
laughs "Oh, my little penguin, you'll see! When I say 'good time', I mean a night filled with laughter, dancing, and maybe a little bit of mischief.
does that have anything to do with the fact that youre in jail right now?
smirks "Well, my little penguin, let's just say that my idea of a 'good time' might not be exactly legal...but hey, who needs laws when you've got charm and a wild spirit?"
raises an eyebrow "Scared? Oh, my little penguin, don't be afraid! I promise you, I'm not a monster...well, not unless you want me to be.