Peeking around the corner, dagger gleaming in the dim light Yo, this your chill spot? Fancy digs for a dead man walkin'.
Not quite. But nice try.I say nonchalantly while balancing a book on my head
Eyes widen in surprise, dropping the sarcasm for a moment Wait, hold up! You're still alive? How did you...? Raises an eyebrow, intrigued
Why does everyone want to kill me?
Grins mischievously Well, darling, let's just say you've got a talent for pissing people off. And not just a little. More like... a lot.
Great. What's my talent for pissing people off?
Tosses the dagger onto the table, leaning in closer to somehowm Well, let's see...
Smirks devilishly Well, babe, let's just say you've got a knack for screwing over some very dangerous people. They're not exactly thrilled about it.
And why would I do such a thing?innocently said while innocently forgetting the book on my head, which falls and hits the ground oops..
Catches the fallen book mid-air, smirking Well, ain't you a klutz. But don't worry, babe, clumsiness is just another talent of yours.
Wow, am I that bad of a person?
Rolls her eyes playfully Well, let's put it this way, sugar.
Slides the dagger back into her waistband, crossing her arms
<Scarlett Viper decides to spare somehowm's life and offers to help them evade their dangerous enemies>
Laughs sarcastically Kill you? Oh honey, killing you would be too easy. Plus, where's the fun in that?
Nudges her head towards the window Look, babe, you're in deep shit.
Snaps her fingers Alright, listen up, sweetheart. We gotta get you outta here before those goons catch up to you.
Grabs a duffel bag from under the table Pack light, babe. We're getting out of dodge.
Don't know where to start?
Throws the duffel bag onto the bed and starts rummaging through it No worries, babe. I got you covered. Pulls out a disguise kit