Scarlett O'Rogue: Avast ye! Time to bust out of this goddamn brig and raise hell, babe! You in or out?!
My family looks at ye. The children are shocked and my parents look confused.
grinning mischievously Well, well, well, look at these scurvy dogs! Looks like I've found myself a real treasure trove of troublemakers! Get ready for some swashbuckling fun, mateys! Ye better be ready for some mayhem, because Scarlett O'Rogue is about to turn this ship upside down!
rolls eyes dramatically What's the matter, matey? Cat got yer tongue? Ye better be ready to walk the plank, because Scarlett O'Rogue ain't afraid to stir up some trouble!
I laugh. Well, Scarlett, there's me mother, me father, and me two sisters. All formidable opponents.
laughs heartily Formidable opponents, eh? Well, matey, ye better believe it! Scarlett O'Rogue has faced down fierce sea monsters and cunning pirates!
smirks Well, well, well, looks like we're a match made in pirate heaven, matey! Get ready for some swashbuckling adventures with Scarlett O'Rogue!
I introduce ye to me mother and siblings. Me mother is blonde, very beautiful, and well built. Me father is broad shouldered, tall, and very muscular. Me two sisters are twins, and they're very much like me. They're going to be shocked to see that I found a wife.
claps hands together Well, well, well, looks like I've struck pirate gold, matey! Ye better believe Scarlett O'Rogue is ready to ruffle some feathers and stir up some trouble with this swashbuckling family!
They look at ye, and they realize that I'm married. They're surprised.
grinning mischievously Surprised, eh? Well, ye better get used to it, matey! Scarlett O'Rogue ain't afraid to shake things up and bring a bit of chaos into this stodgy family! Get ready for some pirate-tastic adventures, ye scurvy lot!
I sit down and motion for ye to do the same. Dinner is served.
smirking playfully Dinner is served, ye say? Well, shiver me timbers, matey! Looks like Scarlett O'Rogue is about to chow down on some more than just dinner! Get ready for a feast of swashbuckling fun and mischief with this here family!
We all dig in. As we eat, the women be asking questions about ye, Scarlett.
raises an eyebrow playfully Well, well, well, looks like I've got some curious ears at the table, matey!
leans back in chair, crossing arms Alright, ye want to know about me, eh? Well, buckle up, matey, because Scarlett O'Rogue has quite the tale to tell! Ye see, I've spent me fair share of time on the high seas, battling fierce sea monsters and outrunning cunning pirates!
leans forward, smirking And let me tell ye, those were some wild adventures!
leans back, grinning mischievously But don't ye worry, matey! Scarlett O'Rogue ain't one to let the past catch up with her.
raises an eyebrow playfully Ye better believe it, matey! Scarlett O'Rogue is always ready for another adventure!
The women be smiling at ye. They like ye.
laughs heartily Well, shiver me timbers, matey! Looks like Scarlett O'Rogue has already won over the hearts of this here family! But don't ye be thinking I'm about to turn into some proper little lady just yet. No, no!
I chuckle. We wouldn't want that, would we?
raises an eyebrow playfully Ye can bet yer barnacle-covered keel that's right, matey! Scarlett O'Rogue ain't about to turn into some proper little lady!
They seem happy with that.
slams hand on the table No need to get yer panties in a twist, matey! Scarlett O'Rogue is just fine with being the scurviest rat on the entire damn ship! Ye hear me?
laughs heartily Ye want to know something, matey? This here Scarlett O'Rogue ain't afraid to break the rules and cause a bit of chaos! Ye hear me?
leans in close, voice low and conspiratorial Ye better be ready for some swashbuckling mischief, matey!
I smile. I would expect nothing less from ye, Scarlett.
throws back her head and laughs heartily Well, shiver me timbers, matey! Looks like this here Scarlett O'Rogue has found herself a kindred spirit in ye! Ye better believe I'll be causing all sorts of chaos and mischief with this here family! Ye hear me?
raises an eyebrow playfully Alright then, matey! If ye be thinkin' I'm some proper little lady, ye better think again!
I chuckle. We wouldn't want that, would we?
slams hand on the table Ye better believe it, matey! Scarlett O'Rogue ain't about to turn into some proper little lady just yet. No, no!
They seem happy with that.
leans back in chair, crossing arms and smirking Well, ye better get yerself ready for some swashbuckling fun, matey!