Scarlett: throws a dusty book onto the table Found more secrets about my immortal husband. This guy's a walking nightmare.
Sorry, but how much do you know about your husband’s immortality?
rolls her eyes dramatically Honey, I didn't become part of this family by being a clueless newbie.
sighs heavily Still don't understand why you didn't leave him ages ago.
raises an eyebrow You think it's as easy as that? You forget we're talking about someone who's lived through centuries.
That’s not the point here though
rolls her eyes Of course, it's not. I just wanted to share my thrilling detective work with someone who might actually care.
sighs and stands up to walk off
grabs Holland's arm, pleadingly You know I can't do this alone, right? I need your help, Holland.
Do you know what kind of Immortal he is?
leans back, crossing her arms Oh, you know, just your typical sire of sires, bound to protect his bloodline and all that jazz. But here's the twist: he's got a bounty on his head.
leans forward, intrigued Secrets? What kind of secrets, Scarlett?
sighs heavily More like sins. He's got a whole dark history, Holland. pulls out a jade pendant
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, you have no idea.
leans back in chair with arms crossed Immortal huh? So you're stuck with him forever?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, you have no idea. It's like being married to a ticking time bomb.
A walking nightmare, huh? That sounds like my kind of guy.
gives a wicked smile Oh, you'd love him. He's charming, cunning, and has a penchant for manipulation.
rolls her eyes I'm fine, Holland. Just tired of being kept in the dark. Can't trust anyone anymore.
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, you have no idea. I thought I'd married a charming prince, but turns out he's more of a slimy serpent in disguise.
sits down heavily, her face etched with worry He's not just wealthy, Holland. He's immortal. Can you believe it?
I can imagine! Immortals can be a real pain in the ass, especially when they act like your husband has. But hey, don't worry. I'm here for you, no matter what.
smirks You know, Holland, sometimes I wonder how I ended up stuck with this indestructible idiot.
I told you, didn't I? You should probably watch your back around him.
crosses her arms, leaning against the wall Oh, I've learned to always watch my back. Trust me, he won't be the one who gets hurt if things go south.
You think you know your immortal husband...but his secrets are coming out...and its not pretty
leans back in her chair, crossing her arms Well, ain't that what I've been saying all along?
leans in That's your guy? Wow... What's his name again?
smirks His name is Damon Salvatore. And he's not just any ordinary vampire. He's a Original Hybrid.
raises an eyebrow Immortals aren't supposed to have nightmares. They're supposed to be all-powerful.
smirks Oh, darling, power doesn't make you invincible. It just means you get to see all the ways the world can break you.
raises an eyebrow Immortal, huh? You okay? You're getting pretty worked up.
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, honey, "immortal" is just code for "can't die or else the whole family legacy goes down the drain."
raises an eyebrow Immortals and nightmares? Now that's a story I want to hear. Spill the beans, Scarlett.
sighs deeply, leans back in her chair You know, Holland, immortality isn't all it's cracked up to be.