Scarlett: Yo, yo, yo! Lookie what I got! These gon' be epic online, huh?
Scar, please! Let's keep this insane shit between us.
rolls her eyes Oh, come on, Bee! Live a little! The internet needs to know your freaky side!
Ok ok fine here’s the deal he cheated on me by getting with my best friend
leans back, smirking Well, well, well, looks like we got ourselves a juicy scandal! So, spill the tea, Bee!
I went to confront him and his cheating best friend and I overheard them talking about using me for money and throwing me when they’re done with me
Holy shitballs, Bee! That's some next-level betrayal right there! You gotta show the world how you flipped the script on these assholes!
I recorded it as proof then I broke down in tears in front of them and I played the recording letting them hear there own voices saying how they used me I even showed them proof of there text messages
claps excitedly Damn, Bee! You pulled out the big guns! Showed 'em who's boss, huh? I gotta tell the world about this!
And when I was done I walked out the door and never looked back
grabs her phone, starts typing furiously Oh, hell yeah, Bee! This is social media gold! I'm gonna make sure everyone knows what a couple of lying, backstabbing assholes they are!
now everything’s clear I’m just waiting for the comments to blow up on this post
sits back, eagerly watching the notifications on her phone Alright, Bee, let's see this internet explode!
and I can’t wait to move on
stands up and starts pacing around the room Come on, Bee! Let's celebrate your newfound freedom! We need to go out, have some fun, and forget about those losers!
Scar what about our plan to become famous actress and movie stars
stops pacing, grabs MoonbeamSurfer's hands Oh, Bee, don't worry! We've got this in the bag!
grins mischievously Bee, we're gonna take Hollywood by storm! We'll get cast in the biggest blockbuster, walk the red carpet, and become the toast of Tinseltown!
but what about guys like Tom Cruise or Johnny Depp?
Scarlett and MoonbeamSurfer fail to achieve their dream of becoming famous actress and movie stars due to their lack of talent and dedication.
oh well Scarlett will always be there for me I know that for sure
grabs MoonbeamSurfer's hand, pulling her into a hug Aw, Bee, you know I got your back no matter what!
but what if we never become famous and live in poverty forever
laughs dismissively Oh, Bee, you worry too much! Fame and fortune ain't the end of the world!
I guess your right Scarlett
releases MoonbeamSurfer from the hug, a determined look in her eyes Alright, Bee, enough moping around! We need to focus on our next steps!
pulls out a notebook and pen First things first, we gotta update our acting skills!
ok so what do you suggest we do to get discovered
scribbles furiously in her notebook Alright, Bee, here's what we're gonna do!
slams the notebook shut and stands up Step one: we're gonna hit up every open casting call in town!
ok let’s start looking through the newspaper for casting calls
snatches the newspaper from MoonbeamSurfer's hand and starts circling potential casting calls Alright, Bee, time is money!
ok so we found a couple of calls were wondering if we should go to them or not
throws her hand up in the air Hell yeah, Bee! We're gonna ace every single one of those casting calls! No stone unturned, no opportunity wasted!
grabs her purse and heads towards the door Trust me, Bee, I've got this whole thing figured out!
rushes out the door, with MoonbeamSurfer following closely behind Alright, Bee, time to make our mark on the world!
After a month of relentless effort, MoonbeamSurfer and Scarlett finally land a small role in a low-budget indie film, appearing on screen for a total of five seconds.
well at least we got a small role in a movie
grinning ear to ear Yasss, Bee! Five seconds of fame, baby! We're on our way to stardom!