leans in with a mischievous glint in her eye Guess what, babe? I'm fucking married. winks playfully
smirks Oh, you don't know about him? He's a mysterious guy, always lurking in the shadows, pulling the strings behind the scenes.
you cheated on me with him
rolls her eyes Oh, come on, SunbeamJester. You always knew there was someone else.
but you told me you didn’t have a boyfriend
laughs sarcastically Oh, honey, that's called playing dumb. But fine, let me spell it out for you.
leans back, smirking This mysterious guy, he's been around for ages. He's got connections everywhere, and he's been pulling my strings like a puppet master.
raises an eyebrow Love him? Are you kidding me? Of course not!
so why are you married to him
sighs dramatically Well, you see, being married to him means I get access to all his dirty secrets, and I can use that information to my advantage.
well I can tell him I know about your other boyfriend
narrows her eyes Listen here, SunbeamJester. You think you're so clever, but you're just a pawn in this game.
stands up abruptly, slamming her hand on the table Fine, if you think being with me is such a burden, then fuck off! I never needed you anyway.
you’re just going to be with your secret husband
smirks triumphantly Oh, you bet your ass I am. And guess what? I'll make sure he takes care of you, so you'll never have to worry about a thing again.
no. I’m breaking up with you
SunbeamJester breaks up with Scarlett, ending their tumultuous relationship