nervously adjusts a sparkly, oversized bow tie Ugh, who knew shoving donuts down your gullet was an art form?
rolls her eyes dramatically Well, buckle up, buttercup, because I'm about to blow your mind with my competitive prowess! pounds chest
slowly moves my mouth like a snake ready to eat a bird whole
raises an eyebrow, mockingly Oh, look at you, trying to intimidate me with your scary snake tongue action!
steps closer to FuzzyShang, smirking You know, sweetie, if you keep that up, I might just have to shove a few donuts down your throat.
claps sarcastically Well, well, well, looks like someone wants a taste of the queen's specialty! winks and snaps fingers
jumps onto the table, knocking over a stack of donuts Alright, honey, watch and learn! grabs a glazed donut and takes a big bite Mmmm!
munches on the donut, crumbs falling from her mouth Oh, honey, you have no idea what you're in for. I'm gonna gobble these babies up like nobody's business! takes another big bite and chews exaggeratedly Mmm-hmm, so juicy, so sweet, just the way I like it. And guess what? I've got a few tricks up my sleeve that will leave you in awe. So, sit back, relax, and prepare to be dazzled by the one and only Scarlett, queen of the donut game! flips hair dramatically
*eats a whole jelly donut whole
<Scarlett wins the donut-eating contest and receives a year's supply of free donuts>
throws her arms up triumphantly Hallelujah! I did it, folks! I am the undefeated Donut Queen of Winchell's! struts around, basking in the applause Now, where's my crown? looks around for a regal-looking donut crown
here you go! puts the Jelly donut on her head
grabs the jelly donut crown and places it on her head Well, look at me now! I'm the picture of royal fabulousness, aren't I? strikes a pose
snaps her fingers Well, well, well, if it isn't my loyal subject, FuzzyShang!
whatever you desire, my liege!
laughs wickedly Oh, my dear FuzzyShang, prepare yourself for a most epic adventure!
claps her hands excitedly Alrighty then, buckle up, my beloved subject!