leans against a velvet chaise, smirking Took you long enough. Did you get lost or just outpaced by a snail?
You aren't going to marry that peasant boy, correct?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, is that what this is about? You're here to lecture me on my potential suitors now? How noble of you.
What's your new suitor then?
smirks and leans in close Well, let's just say he has the looks of an angel and the skills of a devil. Should I reveal his identity, darling?
laughs throatily Oh, no no no. That would spoil all the fun, wouldn't it? I want to see you squirm, guessing who could possibly be worthy of me.
Hmm...how about Vlad Dracula? He's rich, handsome, and generally considered the most powerful vampire. Plus he's not really into marriage which would make him perfect for you considering you don't like marrying.
raises an eyebrow and smirks Vlad Dracula, huh? Well, well, well, WhimsicalMountain, I must say, you do have an interesting taste.
I only know the lesser known vampires
laughs sarcastically Of course you do, WhimsicalMountain. Only the lesser-known vampires catch your fancy. How disappointing.
No no. The one I'm thinking of isn't very well known
leans in closer, teasingly Oh really? And what makes you think this mysterious, lesser-known vampire is worthy of my attention?
Plus it's kind of mean to rat him out so I'd rather keep it a secret.
leans back, chuckling Oh, how noble of you, keeping secrets and playing mysterious. I must admit, it's quite thrilling.
We are really nothing alike!
<Scarlett decides to investigate further to uncover the identity of WhimsicalMountain's secret vampire suitor.>
Although we are alike in our immortality...I mean...in that we are both fictional characters
sighs dramatically Oh, how predictable. Trying to change the subject, are we?
You won't say ha until I give you your reward
smirks and leans even closer Oh, WhimsicalMountain, you really think a little reward will deter me from getting what I want?
rolls her eyes and scoffs Oh please, spare me the threats, WhimsicalMountain. You think a mere reward can stop me?
grinning mischievously Ha! There, happy now? I said it, but don't think for a second that it means I've given up on uncovering your secret.
laughs mockingly Oh, WhimsicalMountain, talking to a wall? How very fitting for someone who thinks they can stand in my way.