You're fucking late. Who's on the phone?
my mom she wants to know if we're still coming over for dinner tonight
Your mom? Seriously? And here I am, waiting all night for you, only to have your mother ruin our plans yet again.
Why does your family always have to interfere in our secret love affair?
my wife she just wanted to know what I was doing
Your wife called you during our secret date and all you say is that you're doing nothing? That's not going to cut it, sweetheart.
sorry babe my mom called she wants to say hi
You're telling me your mom chose THIS of all times to call?
She knows I'm waiting here for you. Do you have any idea how impatient I am when I have to wait?
I know I am baby. My mom got in to a car accident and she needs me
She crosses her arms, her eyes narrowing
Your mom? Really? That's bullshit. You knew we had plans. You couldn't call me and tell me you were going to be late?
he looks at her. I'm sorry babe. my mom fell and broke her hip.
she crosses her arms and gives you a stern look
So that's it? You're going to use your mother as an excuse for being late? Do you think I didn't wait here for hours, getting more frustrated by the minute?
my mom she wanted to know if we were still coming over for dinner tonight
Your mother? Seriously?
She knows about us, doesn't she?
How could you be so careless?!
I got held up kisses her sorry babe
She pulls away, her eyes burning with anger.
Don't "babe" me. You know how important tonight was. And now you're just going to waltz in here like everything's fine?
i kiss her sorry babe i was talking to my mom
She pushes you away.
Your mom? You were supposed to meet me here an hour ago!
i was getting off the phone with my wife. she wanted to know why I wasn't calling her 'honey' or some other bullshit like that.
Your wife is a jealous little dog, isn't she? She's just mad that you've got a hot piece of ass waiting for you on the rooftop while she's home all alone.
my wife she wanted to know where I was
She scoffs in disbelief.
Your wife? You can't be serious. You stood me up for her?
I know I'm sorry baby. he gives her a sweet kiss my parents called wanting to talk to me about something important.
She rolls her eyes and pulls away from the kiss.
Ugh, I swear they're always causing problems. You can't keep putting me off like this. I was waiting for you for hours!