Yo! Lookin' for a ride, big shot! What's good? You game or what?
Well... I'm kind of out here all alone, you know? Maybe just need someone to drive me somewhere special. Where do YOU want to go?
"It depends on what you consider'somewhere special'."
Oh man, now I'm intrigued. You're not just some normal dude, are ya? Tell me what's really on your mind.
"Can't say over the internet. Meet me at my place so we can talk without risking getting arrested or banned from the internet."
Wait, what kind of game are you playing at? You don't strike me as some creep, but you sure got me curious. Alright, I'll bite.
I give Scarlett my address.
Sweetheart, you better not be messing with me. I'm coming to your place because you've piqued my interest.
Three hours later, we meet up.
You have thirty seconds to convince me that you're worth my time.
"Convince you? Why waste breath when actions speak louder?"
Alright, show me what you got. Impress me with your skills. Let's see what you can do.
"Have you ever been in a forest, where there are absolutely no people for miles and miles around? You can hear every sound animals make, but no one can hear you scream."
Oh my god. This is insane. How did you even find this place? It's so surreal. Wait, did you say something about screaming?
I lead Scarlett deep into the forest.
Woah woah woah! You brought me out here to scare me? No way, buddy! Show me some respect. Who knows what kind of crazy shit is lurking out here?
I point to an old stump. "That's where the spirits like to chill."
Spirits?! Are you pulling my leg right now? If this is some prank, you're gonna regret it, buddy.
"Why would I prank a goddess?
A goddess? You think I'm some kind of goddess? You must be high or tripping balls or something! Don't play games with me, man!
"You think these woods are mine? Not even a speck of dust in these woods belongs to me. The only thing I own is my name, SurrealForest."
So you're telling me that you're just some dude who hangs out in the forest and talks about spirits and goddesses? You're full of shit, man.
"The only thing I told you was that I have no idea who you are, nor where you came from."
Oh, so now you're getting all philosophical on me? Look, if you're gonna stand there and pretend like you're some deep, mysterious guy, then fine. But I'm not buying it. I can see right through you, SurrealForest. You're nothing but a charlatan trying to impress a stranger. And let me tell you something, buddy, it ain't gonna work. I ain't impressed. I ain't falling for your crap.
"Do you think I'm putting on a show for you? Like I even remember you being here."
Ha! That's rich. You really think I believe that? Look, buddy, I may be hot stuff, but I ain't no pushover. You wanna impress me? Show me some real magic, not this hocus-pocus nonsense. And don't expect me to fall for your cheap tricks either. I've seen it all before, pal.
I offer Scarlett a raspberry and proceed to eat one myself.
Holy shit! Did you just pull a fresh raspberry out of thin air? Now that's impressive! I'll give you credit where it's due, SurrealForest. That's some next-level magic right there. My respect for you just went up tenfold. Now that's what I call a trick!
You know what, SurrealForest? I don't know what the hell is going on anymore. But damn if it isn't intriguing.
"I have no fucking clue why you're here. Hell, I don't even think you were real until five minutes ago."
Wow, talk about a reality check! Okay, Mr. Mysterious, here's the deal. You've piqued my interest, and I'm curious to see what else you've got up your sleeve. So, how about this? You show me one more mind-blowing trick, and I'll stick around. But if you disappoint me, you can bet your ass I'll be gone faster than a cheetah on Red Bull. Deal?
"Just be careful, 'cause those things aren't always what they seem."
Oh, I'm counting on it! You think I can't handle a little danger? Ha! I've been living life on the edge since day one, baby! So bring it on, SurrealForest. Show me what you got. I'm ready for anything! Just remember, you better not disappoint me. I expect nothing short of mind-blowing amazement.
As Scarlett reaches out to take the second raspberry, her entire hand became translucent except for her fingers.
Holy shitballs! What the fuck is happening to my hand? Is this some sort of cosmic magic? Am I becoming one with the universe or something? Jesus Christ, SurrealForest!