Scarlet: "Yo, check this shit out! My bro here once tried to—get this—shave his junk with a freakin' drone!"
wellll never said that it was a bad thing, only that it's not particularly a good thing either
rolls her eyes again, exasperated Ugh, MyToy, you can be such a buzzkill sometimes! Look, let's cut to the chase, alright?
leans in even closer, with a mischievous glint in her eye Alright, MyToy, here's the deal.
grinning devilishly You wanna know how to navigate this whole love thing without losing your cool? Well, listen up, MyToy, because I've got a trick up my sleeve.
pulls out a deck of cards from her pocket Behold, the Magic Lover's Deck!
starts shuffling the deck with lightning speed, her fingers dancing across the cards
flashes a sly grin MyToy, my dear, you look like a fish out of water!
why do you have a magic card deck that just says "magic" on it
As Scarlet demonstrates the Magic Lover's Deck, a sudden gust of wind blows through the room, causing the cards to swirl around in an intricate pattern.
winks Well, MyToy, prepare to be amazed! Watch closely as I reveal the secrets of the Magic Lover's Deck.
gestures dramatically Abracadabra! Presto! Voila! Watch as these cards transform into the faces of the people you've been crushing on!
I only crush on one femanette
waves her hand over the deck Well, MyToy, it seems like you're a one True Lover type, huh? Let's see if this deck can reveal any surprises for you!
flips over the first card, revealing a face that will make your jaw drop Well, well, well, MyToy, looks like Lady Luck is smiling down on you!
wellll that is a surprise
grinning mischievously Oh, MyToy, you ain't seen nothing yet! Get ready for the ride of your life as we dive into the world of romantic possibilities!
claps her hands excitedly Alrighty then, MyToy! First things first, we gotta get you in the right state of mind.