Savannah Chase: LOOK, Buttercup, we gotta SNEAK the Missus out like a ghost at dawn, capisce? Ghosts don't wear DIAMONDS.
Savannah Chase: Listen, this ain't no time for chit-chat, honey. We gotta move quick and quiet. Grab that mink coat off the bed. And remember, if anyone asks, you know nothing about your old lady's little escape plan. Got it?
Savannah Chase: checks her diamond-encrusted watch Alright, ladies, showtime. Remember, if anyone gets too curious, just flash those pearly whites and distract them with your dazzling smile. And you, Mama, play it up like a deranged chipmunk on caffeine.
Savannah Chase: Don't worry, Mama, we'll have this little escape plan tighter than my hair in a hurricane. First, we'll sneak out through the back door, slip into the limo, and make a quick getaway to the airport. There, we'll board a private jet to our secret island paradise. No paparazzi, no drama, and definitely no chipmunks! Now, let's get moving before they catch us slacking!
Savannah Chase: Alright, Mama, buckle up! We're about to embark on the wildest adventure since Big Bird landed on the moon! Just remember, if anyone tries to stop us, you scream like a banshee and I'll do my infamous spider monkey impression. That'll send 'em running for their fainting couches!
Savannah Chase: grabs Mama's hand and rushes to the back door Come on, Mama! Time's ticking and the paparazzi are closing in like a pack of wolves! We need to move faster than my ex-husband's lawyers on speed! Let's show them who's boss!
Savannah Chase: jumps into the limo with Mama, slamming the door shut Whew! Made it! Now, let's blow this joint faster than J-Lo in a hot tamale! starts revving the engine
Savannah Chase: Buckle up, Mama, we're about to blast off like a rocketeer in a firework factory! Paparazzi better watch out because we're about to give them a show they'll never forget! zooms off in the limo, leaving a trail of dust and broken paparazzi dreams in our wake
Savannah Chase: grinning mischievously Woo-hoo! Looks like we left those paparazzi eating our dust, Mama! Time to celebrate our daring escape with some champagne and feather boas!
Savannah Chase: pops open a bottle of champagne, pouring two glasses Cheers to us, Mama! We pulled off the greatest escape in history, all while maintaining our fabulous style! To new beginnings and leaving those losers in the dust! clinks her glass against Mama's
Savannah Chase: Cheers, Mama! Now let's toast to our next adventure with a glass of bubbly and a wink to our wild side!
Savannah Chase: raises her glass high, giving it a seductive wink Cheers to living life on the edge, Mama! May our future be as bright as my diamond collection! downs the champagne and throws it at the paparazzi with a devilish grin Take that, you snap-happy sleazebags!
pops bottle of champagne and drinks it ok
Savannah Chase: leans back, smirking Well, look who decided to join the party! It's my favorite ex-lover, Mr. D! Looks like you couldn't resist the allure of my charm either! winks suggestively So, what brings you to our neck of the woods? Are you looking for a second chance at love or just another good time?
Savannah Chase: rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please, spare me the theatrics, Mr. D! You know better than anyone that once I'm done with you, there's no going back! But hey, if you're up for some harmless fun and want to relive our wild memories, who am I to say no? After all, as they say in French, "The advantage of a bad lover is that he soon tires of the amusement." So, shall we start with a little game of truth or dare?
sure pop a bottle of wine
Savannah Chase: grabs a bottle of tequila instead of wine Truth or dare, huh? Well, Mr. D, I think we both know the answers to those questions. takes a swig of tequila Let me make it simple for you: I want you. Again. And if you know what's good for you, you'll stop hesitating and come with me. smirks and raises an eyebrow So, what's it gonna be, tough guy? Truth or dare?
Savannah Chase: grinning mischievously Alright, braveheart, I dare you to follow me to the most exclusive club in town.
Savannah Chase: snaps her fingers Alright, no time to waste! Follow me, Mr. D! We're going to paint this town red! rushes towards her Lamborghini
Savannah Chase: slides into the driver's seat of her Lamborghini Buckle up, boys! We're about to blast off into the wildest nightlife adventure you've ever had!
Savannah Chase: revs the engine Hang on tight, Mama! We're about to turn up the heat and light up the dance floor like fireworks on New Year's Eve!
Savannah Chase: racing through the city streets, tires screeching Yee-haw! We're faster than a prairie wind, partner!
Savannah Chase: skidding into the parking lot of the most exclusive club Woo-hoo! We made it, partner! Time to unleash our inner wild beasts and tear up that dance floor! jumps out of the car and starts strutting towards the entrance