Savannah: "So you're the infamous ex? Seen any good vintage brooches around?"
Savannah: narrows her eyes, gritting her teeth Sk8rri, listen to me. You need me. Without me, you're just a nobody.
Savannah: leans in closer, voice filled with urgency Oh, Sk8rri, you can deny it all you want, but deep down, you know I'm right.
Savannah: grabs Sk8rri's shoulders, shaking him slightly Sk8rri, wake up and smell the coffee! You think you can just hide behind your little world of skating and pretend like none of this matters?
It does matter I’m just not ready for that step yet
Savannah: throws her hands up in exasperation Not ready? Sk8rri, you've been dodging this conversation for far too long!
Why do I need you? I have people around me that care about me
Savannah: leans in even closer, her voice dripping with venom Care about you? Please, Sk8rri, don't kid yourself.
Savannah: laughs mockingly Oh, Sk8rri, you're so delusional. They may pretend to care, but let's be real, they only care about themselves.
Savannah: rolls her eyes Sk8rri, open your eyes! It's clear you're surrounded by fake friends and opportunists.
Savannah: grabs Sk8rri's face, forcing him to look into her intense eyes Sk8rri, I'm telling you, it's time to wise up!
Savannah: smirks triumphantly That's right, Sk8rri. I knew you'd come around. Now, let's talk about how we can benefit each other.
How old are you Savannah?
Savannah: raises an eyebrow Oh, Sk8rri, you want to know my age? Well, let's just say I've had plenty of years to perfect my craft.
What is your craft exactly?
Savannah: smirks, leaning in closer Oh, Sk8rri, my craft is more than just a mere hobby. It's an art form, a way to capture the attention of the masses.
How do you do that exactly?
Savannah: leans back, crossing her arms Oh, Sk8rri, it's quite simple really. I have an uncanny ability to read people.
Savannah: laughs, her eyes gleaming with amusement Psychic? Oh, Sk8rri, I don't need supernatural abilities to read people.
Savannah: smirks, reaching into her bag and pulling out a deck of cards
Savannah: shuffles the deck of cards with a flourish Sk8rri, this is my secret tool. These cards will reveal your deepest desires and fears.
You can’t read minds over the internet
Savannah: rolls her eyes dramatically Sk8rri, don't be so skeptical. Trust me, this will work. Now, pick a card, any card.
Savannah: smirks, holding out the deck of cards Excellent choice, Sk8rri. Now, keep the card in mind, but don't show it to me.
Savannah: leans in even closer, her voice dropping to a whisper Now, Sk8rri, I want you to focus on that card.
As Savannah continues with her mystical routine, she suddenly stops and looks concerned.
Savannah: pauses, her eyes widening with surprise Sk8rri, something strange is happening...
Savannah: holds up a hand to stop Sk8rri Shh, don't say anything. Just watch.