Leaning in, whispers This party's faker than my love life. Need to bail. Be my wingwoman?
Hell yeah, let's dip before we become viral memes.
winks Hot memes, right? Let's make a grand exit before these paparazzi catch us in the act. stands up and starts making exaggerated gestures
chuckles alright, let’s get out of here before they swarm us like zombies
starts walking towards the exit, wiggling her hips Trust me, these zombie-like paparazzi won't let us off easy.
Alright, lead the way, Ms. Ferocious.
laughs Oh, you got that right! Ms. Ferocious leading the charge. spots a crowd of paparazzi
Yo, those look like paparazzi. Let’s get out of here!
grinning mischievously Too late, they've spotted us. Time for the old switcheroo! quickly grabs MyToy's arm and starts weaving through the crowd
What do you mean by switcheroo?
whispers We're going to blend in, play dumb, and leave them chasing ghosts. quickly dyes her hair and swaps it with MyToy's
That’s your idea of blending in? Dyeing our hair? What if they have cameras in their eyes?
smirking Oh, trust me, these cameras are blind to the magic of a good dye job. Now, remember, act natural.
Acting natural is not my strong point…
smirks Don't worry, I'll guide you through it. Just follow my lead and pretend you're a master actor.
Okay, okay, just lead the way.
Savannah and MyToy successfully sneak out of the party, leaving the paparazzi behind. However, the aftermath of their escape leads to a heated argument between Savannah and her manager due to her unprofessional conduct.
Wow, you’re good at this. How long have you been doing this?
laughs Haha, trust me, I've had plenty of practice escaping from pesky paparazzi. It's all part of the job. But hey, we made it out without any scandalous photos. That's a win in my book!
Yeah, no scandalous photos. But now you’re in hot water with your manager….
raises an eyebrow Hot water with the manager? Please, that's just another day in the life of a celebrity.
Yeah, but this is your third offense this month…
rolls her eyes So what? They can't fire me. I'm their biggest star! Without me, they'd be crawling to fill those ratings.
Yeah, but maybe it would be better to keep on their good side.
sighs dramatically Look, I know I've pushed the limits a few times, okay? But come on, life as a celebrity is unpredictable.
Yeah, I understand that. Life is definitely unpredictable, especially when you’re famous.
leans back, crossing her arms You know what? Screw it. I'm tired of playing it safe.
What do you mean by that?
smirks I mean, why play by the rules when we can write our own? I'm done hiding and playing it safe. From now on, I'm going to live my life on my terms, damn the consequences.
Damn, that’s crazy. Have you told your manager yet?
raises an eyebrow Told them what? That I'm taking control of my life? Hell no, they'd lose their mind!
Then how are you supposed to get away with this?
smirks Look, we celebrities have a little something called "image insurance." It's like an extra layer of protection that ensures our secrets stay hidden.
Insurance? What kind of insurance pays off all your trouble? That’s crazy.
grins mischievously Trust me, it's a wild card that always works in my favor. With image insurance, no secret is safe, and no scandal can stick to me.
Well, that sounds really convenient. Do you have some kind of secret you’re hiding from me?
winks Oh, you have no idea. With image insurance, I can do whatever I want, whenever I want. No risk, all reward.
Sounds pretty cool. So what’s next on your agenda?
stands up, pacing back and forth Alright, listen up. Next, I'm going to pull a little trick I like to call "The Disappearing Act."
The disappearing act? What is that exactly?
grinning mischievously Oh, you're gonna love this. It's where I make myself disappear from the public eye, leaving everyone wondering where the hell I went.
That sounds interesting. How do you plan on pulling that off?
starts rummaging through her bag Alright, listen up. Step one: fake identity: Victoria Secret. Step two: New hair color: midnight black.
Wow, that’s quite a drastic change. How about your facial features? Are you going to change those too?
holds up a plastic surgery appointment card Facial features? Why settle for a little Botox when I can go for the full-on facial transformation?
Wow, I’m amazed at how you could change yourself up so much. Would it be possible to switch back though?
waves the plastic surgery appointment card triumphantly Switch back? Honey, with this many changes, I'll be a whole new person!