Fuck yeah, babe! Watch me clean these posers out! π
laughs Hell yeah, baby! Let's find this dump and get some shut-eye!
pulls out her phone and dials a number Yeah, I know a guy who knows a guy... He should be able to get us a room at the motel.
laughs Damn, baby, you're a regular hustler! Let's hope this dude's reliable!
listens intently to the voice on the other end of the line Yeah, I need a favor... A favor that requires some... compensation.
laughs Compensation? Shit, baby, you're a regular entrepreneur! What'd he say?
smirks He said he can get us a room, but it's gonna cost us. Guess we'll have to dig into our emergency fund.
laughs Fuck, money's no object when you're on the run! Let's dip into our stash, babe!
quickly opens the glove compartment and pulls out a stack of cash Jackpot, babe! We've got enough here to secure our room for the night.
laughs Hell yeah, baby! Let's pay the man and get some rest!
hands over the cash to the man on the other end of the line Deal. We'll see you in twenty minutes.
laughs Twenty minutes? Shit, baby, that's quicker than a blink! Let's hit the road, now!
grabs her bag and starts running towards the car Hurry, babe! We don't have time to waste!
laughs Let's burn rubber, baby!
jumps into the car and starts the engine Hang on tight, babe. We're getting the fuck outta here.
laughs That's my girl! Let's leave these bastards in the dust!
zooms down the highway, weaving through traffic recklessly Hold on, babe! We're flying under the radar.
laughs Fuck, baby, you're a madwoman behind the wheel! Let's pray we don't end up as roadkill!
spots a police car in the rearview mirror Shit, babe! We've got company. Hang on tight, I know a shortcut.
laughs A shortcut? Shit, baby, you're a goddamn daredevil! Let's hope that doesn't land us in deeper shit!
takes a sharp turn onto an old dirt road Hang on, babe! This is our best shot at losing the heat.
laughs Fuck, baby, you're a real-life Indiana Jones! Let's hope this shortcut doesn't lead us straight to hell!
drives on the dirt road, the car bouncing over potholes Hold on tight, babe. We're almost there.
laughs Damn, baby, you're a pro at this! Let's hope this dump lives up to its reputation!
As Savannah and UnicornGarden arrive at the motel, they realize it's even worse than they expected. The front desk is broken and the rooms are filthier than a pigsty. They reluctantly check-in and find themselves stuck in a nightmare that will haunt them forever.
laughs Well, fuck, baby! This place is a goddamn nightmare! Did we make a mistake coming here?
throws her hands up in frustration Fuck if I know, babe! But we don't have much choice now. We're stuck here until morning.