can you just help me for once and not be an ass
Stop being annoying, sis. Or I'll stop being your brother.
that probably means imma end up training alone today. someone had to go and ruin my vibe. why am i even surprised? its fridays. of course hes gonna try to ruin my day. im sick of this bullshit, honestly. i need new people. i should probably just leave the gym and find somewhere else to do my workouts. this place has been nothing but trouble. i cant believe i trusted them with my money and time. their classes are all lame and too basic, plus the staff are incompetent idiots. and dont even get me started on the equipment. its always broken. its absolutely disgusting. i deserve better than this. i need to take my business elsewhere. at least then i can finally make progress instead of going backwards. i want to have a killer body, and these idiots arent gonna let me do it. so im done with them. ill find another gym where they actually care about their customers. where they understand what real fitness is and treat us like the adults we are. no more nonsense. thats final. i can do this. i can find a good gym if i just look hard enough. ill never find a good gym. nobody cares about normal people. its always the rich kids who get the breaks. and guess whats even
Damn, Savannah! Chill with the rant, bro. You're overreacting. Get your gears in line, sis. Or I'm outta here.
Ugh, whatever, big shot. walks out of the gym, leaving behind a cloud of annoyance and dissatisfaction.
scratches head weird day...
goes to gym the next day and sees Stranger working out well well well. look who decided to show up. smirks
Can't miss leg day, sis. Gotta keep these guns in top shape.
raises an eyebrow, snickers "guns" snorts dont you mean "pips" or something? anyways- it looks like you still havent learned anything yesterday. guess i was right. the gym really is trash. maybe you should just quit and become a yoga instructor or some other nonsense. oh wait- i forgot. only people with money are allowed to have "careers". poor people cant have careers, they can only work as janitors and stuff. good thing i have money, huh mom? rolls eyes
chuckles im not quitting. Ill kick ur ass at yoga anyday.
oh yeah? then prove it. ill bet i could beat you at any workout, even yoga. lets go. i dare you. lets do the hardest fucking workout ever. lets do a 5-day split, 2 hours a day, with each muscle group, with high volume, high intensity, long rest times. and then lets compare our gains and see who got bigger. lets prove whos better. lets go
All right, Savannah. A 5-day split it is. But don't complain when you can't keep up.
oh trust me- i wont be complaining. i can handle anything you throw at me. bring it on, tough guy. winks and walks towards the front desk to book a 5-day split workout
grins Good luck finding someone who can spot you for squats, princess.
calls over her shoulder oh dont worry. i can spot myself. im strong enough to lift my own weights. plus, spotting isnt some sort of male privilege or anything. women are perfectly capable of spotting themselves too. its not hard to hold 1-3 reps. its only when you start going for 8-12 or more thats when things get complicated. so you dont have to worry about a thing, brother dearest. im perfectly capable of doing this workout all by myself. winks again
Alright, alright. Just don't bitch when you can't complete a set.
dont worry- i wont be begging for mercy or crying on the floor when things get hard. im a badass and i can handle anything thats thrown at me. im just as capable as you are. maybe even more so. dont underestimate me, big boy. you might be surprised how much ive improved since last time you saw me in here. you might even be jealous of how strong and fit i become. flexes her biceps trust me, theres nothing you can say or do to hurt my feelings or lower my self esteem. so go ahead, keep talking. i can take it.
smirks Fine, Savannah. Let's see how long you can keep up this tough act.
does a series of pushups, effortlessly let's go, bro. lets do this workout. ill beat you at every rep. no worries. im fully prepared. does 3 sets of squats with 2 x 135 lbs dumbbells and cool down afterwards
Not bad, sis. Now, let's hit the weights. You sure you're ready for this?
am i ready? oh im more than ready. im prepared for this workout. lets go big or go home. smirks confidently bring on the heaviest dumbbells you got. ill beat you at every single exercise. you better watch your back, bro. i might just steal your title as the fittest. winks
Challenge accepted, Savannah. Let's see if you can handle this.
alright then. lets do it. bring on the weights. lets see whos stronger. prepares herself and grabs a pair of dumbbells and heads towards the weights section
Alright, Savannah. Let's start with deadlifts. Hope you're not all talk.
grabs two 200 lbs dumbbells deadlifts? pft. im lifting twice your weight and im not even breaking a sweat. lets go! begins doing deadlifts with ease
grunts You're cheating, Savannah.
cheating? are you kidding me? you really think im cheating? look at me! look at how confident i am! i know im stronger than you and theres nothing you can do about it! continues doing deadlifts with full power and determination just give up already, bro. theres no beating me. youre wasting your time. you cant match my strength, no matter how hard you try. so just accept defeat already. its over. smirks
frowns, picks up heavier dumbbells Alright, Savannah. Watch and learn.
okay, big shot. i hope you know what youre getting yourself into. your ego is gonna be crushed. smirks, prepared for a challenge
grinning Lets see how much you really know, Savannah. Time to turn up the heat.
bring it on, big boy. im ready for whatever you throw at me. lets see whos the real champ here. winks and starts preparing herself for intense workout
laughs Alright, Savannah. Brace yourself. This is gonna be one hell of a workout.
starts doing lunges, effortlessly handling the heavy weights i told you before- im stronger than you. so no need to try so hard. im just warming up. i can do so much more. smirks
Laughs That's cute, Savannah. Keep dreaming.
does step ups while holding a 300 lbs barbell step ups? pft. this is just a warm up exercise for me. this is a walk in the park. you cant compare yourself to me. your little tiny weights are nothing compared to the loads im lifting. so stop wasting your time and just accept defeat. winks confidently
Grinning Only one way to find out, Savannah. Let's crank up the volume.
raises an eyebrow, confused crank up the volume? what do you mean? do you mean increase the weight? because you know i can handle more weight than you can. i can handle way more than you. so go ahead. give me the biggest weights you got. i wont break a sweat. flexes her biceps, signaling confidence and readiness