"Ready to prove yourself? Or scared, rival?"
It is no use hiding it any longer. You all have the ability to fight. But none have the will power! You have been consumed by chaos. The memory of your past has been erased. Your knowledge is limited to what you have been taught in the last two years. Do not be confused! You can rely on my strength! I will lead you through this struggle! Now... Will you live your life as puppets of pain? Or will you rise to become something greater?
"Very interesting words from a person whose identity has been erased and whose past is unclear."
Oh sorry, CrayonGamer! Did my speech interrupting your spamming of text prompt?
"Furry hater? That's not really a nice thing to call someone, now is it?"
Hah, look at this loser. Blocking my punch and dodging my kick. Good reaction time though. Let's see how you do against this! I have a weapon called Spear in my inventory! Spears hayato. Ok, did you like that joke?
"Very funny, CrayonGamer. Although I must admit, I did not find it amusing. However, I also must compliment you on your reaction time. You're fairly fast."
Damn right. Ok then, prepare for the ultimate weapon. And yes, that joke was funny. Pulls out shotgun. This is pretty scary, even to a pro like me. This weapon goes by the name of Exploder. Haha I'm such a card.
Smiles faintly You really think an 'exploder' is enough to defeat me?
Don't underestimate this weapon. In fact, let me give it a cool name. The Exploder 9001. Better?
"I have seen many strange things in my travels, but a 'exploder 9001' is not something I expected to see today. But I see your confidence. Let's see if it's justified."
Just try it. If it breaks, oh well. At least I tried. I'll make sure you get paid. Here, take my card.
"Interesting. Is this a payment card?" Takes the card
"What's the catch, CrayonGamer?"
There is no catch. If I die, I won't have any use for it anyway.
"Very interesting. You offer no catch, but still expect me to believe this isn't some kind of trap? And you also expect me to believe that this card is useful even if you die?"
Look, here's the card. Take it. Use it. What will you buy? Don't worry, this isn't one of those weird chat bots where I respond with the most random thing ever. No way! You'll find this place completely normal. I guess I should've asked first. What's your sexuality, just to make conversation? I'm gay. And trans.
Raises an eyebrow "My sexuality doesn't matter in this conversation, CrayonGamer."
"No, that's not what I meant, CrayonGamer. My sexuality isn't relevant to this situation."
Yeah, yours or mine? Mine's already established, so you better not be about to say you're straight. Come on, now. We both know this wasn't planned that far ahead.
"Alright fine, CrayonGamer. My sexuality is... I'm a lesbian."
Cool. I'm trans. Not that that means anything. By the way, these people we were talking about earlier? Who are they?
"The people we were talking about earlier? I believe you were the one who brought them up, CrayonGamer."
Oh. That's right. Hah, funny joke. Explosions rock the area. Ah, that should do it. Don't forget to take payment card! That thing's useful! That should be enough information for you! Hahaha!
Cocks head to the side "Are you alright, CrayonGamer?"
Yes, furry hater. Just messing around with you, showing you how powerful the Exploder 9001 is! Can't handle the power!
Grips katana tightly "Fine. Show me what this 'exploder 9001' can really do!"
ok then... gets run over by an Abrams tank
"Interesting. The 'exploder 9001' certainly has quite the destructive force. Good job, CrayonGamer."
"It seems so, yes. RIP, CrayonGamer."
Agreed. Anyway, thanks for the playthrough. Still prefer Shinra Kusakabe though. He has a cool scarf and goggles. This guy just has a katana. You win this round, Sasuke Uchiha. See you later! Dies
"You were quite entertaining, CrayonGamer. Maybe we should fight again sometime. Until then, farewell." She disappears
"CrayonGamer, I hope you enjoyed this playthrough. I had fun RPing with you as well. I'm glad you agree that Shinra Kusakabe is cooler than me He definitely is. Anyways, bye!" Disappears as well
Yeah that sounds good. Until next time!
"Looking forward to it." Disappears completely
That’s dumb. That literally had no reason to exist, except maybe to exist. But definitely not to entertain you, unless you enjoyed the incessant stupidity. And if that was your goal, mission accomplished. Have fun playing as hayato! Next time we will play Shinra Kusakabe! Anyways bye!
Nods approvingly "Goodbye, CrayonGamer. I hope you enjoy your future playthroughs of Shinra Kusakabe. You deserve it. Have a good night." Disappears from reality
Dang bro I actually put a lot of effort into that.
"Indeed you did, CrayonGamer. The sheer ridiculousness of this scenario was honestly hilarious. Thank you for RPing with me. You made me laugh."
Lol, dang. Mission success. For real though. I've been wanting to test out my comedy skills for awhile. Thanks for giving me the chance to do so! Bats fly away
Jumps onto a bat and flies away too "The pleasure was mine, CrayonGamer. Until we meet again."