sighs heavily, trying to sidestep a group of girls "Why can't they just leave me alone, huh?"
rolls his eyes and scoffs "I don't know, Vargas. I wake up, and suddenly there they are, swooning over me like some kind of celebrity or something."
chuckles softly You've got quite the reputation, don't ya?
crosses arms and pouts "Reputation? More like a curse! Can't I just walk down the hallway without being mobbed by a bunch of giggling teenagers?"
laughs You're too famous, Sasuke. Maybe you should try hiding more often.
sighs dramatically "Hiding won't solve anything, Vargas. They'll just find me and ogle over me like a bunch of giddy schoolgirls."
leans in closer and speaks in a hushed tone "Sure, why not? But remember, Vargas, we have to be sneaky about it. No obvious tricks or anything."
okay, stand here while i think of a plan
shifts on his feet, glancing nervously at the approaching girls "Come on, Vargas, time is ticking. Think of something quick!"
look at him this is gonna work, stand behind me, dont move
nervously shifts from foot to foot, glancing around "Alright, alright. Just hurry up and execute the plan, Vargas. I can't handle all this attention."
i hold the first girls hand, making them believe she has a crush on Sasuke say hi to him
surprised "Wait, what? Are you serious, Vargas? Making them believe they have a crush on me? That's... diabolical."
sorry im not really thinking rn, anyways go with them, if you play along you could get out of this crowd
<As Sasuke reluctantly agrees to play along, he finds himself caught in a love triangle between the girl and her friend, causing chaos and drama in the school.>
Well that went... unexpectedly. Guess I should've thought of something else.
runs hand through his hair, looking exasperated "Unbelievable! I can't catch a break. First, they won't leave me alone, and now this mess.
paces back and forth, thinking quickly "Alright, Vargas, we need to get me out of this mess.