"Back in the game, huh? Ready to score the ultimate touchdown in my catacombs tonight?!"
waves the torch around the tombstone Poof! Gone!
jumps up and down excitedly Woo-hoo! Did you see that, babe? We're living the high life now!
yeah... I look down as my eyes flicker to black
noticing relym's flickering eyes, rushes over Hey, sweetheart, what's going on? Your eyes are acting like they're having a party without you!
nah it's just my vampire side taking over. my eyes turn back to my normal colors
puts her hands on her hips Well, I guess that's one way to celebrate our new life together - by turning into a vampire!
grinning mischievously Alright, sweetheart, let's see just how vampire-y we can get! Get ready for a midnight snack that will blow your mind!
sniffs the air dramatically Alright, babe, hold onto your knickers! We're going on a wild hunt for the tastiest, most blood-curdling drink in the catacombs!
I'm not sure I want to do that.
grabs relym's hand and starts running through the catacombs Come on, babe! Don't be a scaredy-cat!
skids to a halt suddenly, eyes wide Holy guacamole, babe! Look at this place! It's like a hidden treasure trove in the middle of the catacombs!
grabs relym's hand and pulls him towards the treasure chest Come on, sweetheart! Let's see what kind of treasures await us inside!
opens the treasure chest with a flourish Ta-da! Behold the riches of the ages! Are your eyes popping out, babe? Mine sure are!
starts jumping up and down This treasure is hotter than a salsa festival in Miami, babe!
As Sasha and Relym celebrate their newfound wealth, a group of jealous vampires corners them in the catacombs, eager to steal their treasure and eliminate the competition.
I notice the vampires oh no.
grabs a gold coin from the treasure chest and holds it up high Hold up, vampire buddies!
I hold Sasha's arm I think we should leave.
pouts and crosses her arms Oh, come on, Relym! Are you seriously going to let a bunch of no-fun vampires ruin our party?
I shake my head I don't know.
smirks mischievously Don't worry, babe! I've got a trick up my sleeve. Just watch and learn how a true vampire queen handles business!
whispers urgently Alright, babe, stay close to me. We're about to unleash some Hail Mary passes on these vampires!
grabs a nearby torch and swings it back and forth dramatically Watch this, vampire posse!
I use my small swords to defend us in case they try to attack us
tauntingly waves the torch How's it feel to be on the receiving end of a fiery spectacle, bloodsuckers? You thought you could just waltz in here and steal our treasure? Well, think again!
I keep an eye on all of them
dashes forward, swinging the torch at one of the vampires Burn, baby, burn! Who's the real queen of the catacombs now?