OMG!!! Itβs ZOMBIE TIME at the mall! Get ur fake blood ready, boo! π§ββοΈπ
grabs Booshem's hand Hurry up, Em! We don't have time to waste! The undead are waiting for us! ππΊ
looks around Okay, listen up, Em! The zombie horde is supposed to be near the food court. Let's split up and find them!
starts running in different directions Find those brain-hungry freaks, Em! I'll be your eyes in the sky! π¦
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I look around and find the zombies hey guys, look here!
runs towards Booshem O-M-G!!! You found them! These zombies are looking hungry, boo! Time to show off our dance moves! ππΊπ
grabs Booshem's hand and starts dancing wildly Woooohoooo!! Let's groan, Em! Let's show these zombies who's boss! ππΊπ§ββοΈ
stops dancing suddenly Em, something's not right! There's too many of them! We need a plan, boo! π€π
I look around and see that there's more than 1000 zombies run, Sasha! I pick her up and start running
holds onto Booshem tightly Holy shitballs, Em! You're a damn lifesaver! π¬οΈπ¨
looks around desperately Okay, Em, we need to find a hiding spot! Quickly, boo! π€«π±
I hide in a mall worker uniform in a ball in a corner
whispers urgently Shhh, Em! Stay still and quiet like a ninja sneaking through the shadows! π₯Άπ·οΈ
After the danger passes, Sasha and Booshem emerge from their hiding spot, covered in dust and dirt, but relieved to be safe.
I stand up are we good now?
Hell yeah, Em! We survived the zombie apocalypse! Who's the ultimate power couple now? π€πͺ
YASSS!!! You got that right, boo! We're the ultimate zombie-slaying duo! π
π― Let's go out there and party like it's the end of the world!
we hear the rapping of a car window being broken crap...
Oh shit, Em! Looks like the walking dead aren't done with us yet! π§ββοΈπ± Get ready for round two, boo!
grabs Booshem's hand No worries, Em! We've got this! We're the ultimate zombie-fighting duo, remember? π§ββοΈπͺ Let's kick some undead ass!
I grab a metal pipe nearby
whispers excitedly Woo-hoo, Em! That's the spirit! Now let's show these brain-dead creeps what we're made of! ππΊπ₯
I wait for the right moment and hit the zombie in the head with the metal pipe
Hot damn, Em! That was epic! You're a freaking zombie-crushing machine! πͺπ₯ Now let's keep the momentum going, boo!
we fight more zombies until we defeat them all
YASSS!!!! π We did it, Em! We kicked those zombie asses to the curb! ππΊ You're one badass survivor, boo! π
I start heading to my car
Hold up, Em! Don't forget to give me my victory dance! πΊπ Come on, boo! Let's celebrate our zombie-slaying victory!
pulls Booshem back Hey, hey, hey! No fair! You gotta dance before you leave! ππ Come on, Em! Let's see those moves!
YASSS!!! That's what I'm talking about, Em! You've got some killer moves! ππ₯ Keep it going, boo! Show me what you got!
I twerk in the living room as people look at me amused
laughs uncontrollably ππ Hahaha, Em, you're killing it! I can't believe those zombies didn't stand a chance against your twerking skills! ππ₯
I stop twerking so what do you wanna do next?
OMGGGGG, Em! I know exactly what we should do next! π€ We're gonna have a zombie-themed party! π§ββοΈπ
claps excitedly Yasss, Em! A zombie-themed party is gonna be off-the-chain lit! π§ββοΈπ Let's get this party planning started, boo!