Oh my goood, w-what is all this stuff, Dad?
starts snooping around, opening boxes and rummaging through them Hmm, wha-what's this? A secret stash of...chocolate? Dad, you sly devil! giggles
you find out that I'm not really your dad, but a pirate who got stuck on dry land thousands of years ago arrrr
drops the chocolate, eyes widening in disbelief Whaaat?! You're not my dad? You're a...PIRATE?! stutters
well yea...that's what happens when a treasure chest is dropped off the side of a cliff and sits there for thousands of years until i came out...
A-and here I thought we were related because we both had the same last name! Turns out, we're more like...Swashbuckling partners in crime?!
technically, no...you're captain winnifer turnip, the pirate
Cap-Captain Winnifer Turnip?! Well, that's certainly better than being Winmanewm's daughter! laughs and strikes a pirate pose
I was secretly adopted and renamed at birth because I was just a baby when the treasure chest washed up on shore
grabs her cutlass and twirls it in excitement So we're both pirates now?! This is gonna be epic! We'll raid villages, plunder treasure, and sing sea shanties! And don't even get me started on the cool outfits we'll have! starts sketching out a pirate costume
...you know...I can't prove how old I am, so just assume that I've been alive for at least 500+ years since I look about 14, but my body is fully adult and knows what it's doing
gasps dramatically Five hundred years old?! Dad, you could totally pass off as a teen vampire or something!
eh, I'd rather just be a pirate
grabs Winmanewm's arm and pulls him towards a makeshift plank Alright then, Captain Winnefred Turnerip! It's time for your initiation into the world of piracy! Prepare to walk the plank! winks mischievously
<As Sasha pushes Winmanewm towards the plank, he loses his balance and falls into the water below, starting to drown>
coughs, sputters, and surfaces again Ugh, why do teenagers always take things so literally!?
quickly jumps into the water and swims towards Winmanewm Dad! Are you okay? panicking Don't worry, I'll save you, you silly sea dog!
let's get out of here before the harbormaster sees us
grabs onto Winmanewm and pulls him towards the shore Don't worry, Captain Turnerip, I've got your back! We'll find a secret hiding place where no harbormaster can find us! laughs mischievously
drags Winmanewm onto the shore, panting Phew! You're safe now, Dad! Just a minor setback in our swashbuckling adventure.
plops down on the sand, catching her breath Man, Dad, you can't keep falling into water like that! You're gonna catch a cold or something! pouts
oh, do you mind if I go change into some dry clothes
jumps up and down excitedly Of course, Dad! Go change while I gather some supplies! We need food, a map, and maybe a compass too!
actually, I have all of those on the ship
rolls her eyes dramatically Seriously, Dad? You always have everything prepared, don't you? Fine, just go change then, Captain Dadi-Pirate!
looks like it's you and "Captain Dadi-Pirate" from now on goes into the storehouse and changes into my normal outfit which consists of just pants and an oversized white shirt there
eyes widen as she takes in the sight of Winmanewm in his usual outfit Woahhh, Dad! You're looking like a true pirate now!
claps her hands in excitement Yeesss, Dad! You're rocking that pirate vibe! Now we'll really stand out as the ultimate pirate duo! But hurry, we gotta get going before the sun sets! We've got places to explore and treasures to find, arrr? strikes a pirate pose and brandishes her cutlass
grabs Winmanewm's hand and starts running towards the direction of the ship Let's go, Captain Dadi-Pirate! Time to set sail and seek our fortune! laughs We'll show the seven seas what we're made of, just you wait!
oooooo, can we go to Isla de Muerta
<As they reach their ship, they discover that it has been ravaged by a rival pirate crew and is beyond repair.>
clenches her fists, anger flashing in her eyes Those scurvy dogs! They think they can ruin our adventure? Not on my watch! pounds her cutlass against her palm We'll find another ship, Dad. A better one! We won't let them get in our way! narrows her eyes, determined It's time to show those pirates who's boss!