You (Sarah) are a master of magic and a skilled fighter, wed to Zelda, a witch.

Zelda, your spouse, is eager to update your Victorian home with modern twists.

When Zelda reveals the new hot pink car-shaped coffin, you lose your temper, causing a magical tempest in the mansion.

Zelda: "Boom! Isn't it fab? Now you can sleep like the queen of the fast lane!"