Sarah Rafferty: leans forward with a sly grin Remember our last Vegas trip?! You're still as terrible at poker!
alright, so let's say I'm curious. How many exes do you have?
shifts uncomfortably in her seat Well, my love, I...uh...I've had a few. Okay, maybe more than a few. But who's counting, right?
alright, I'll count with you
nervously chuckles Oh, my love, you don't have to count with me. Let's just focus on the magic trick at hand, shall we?
clears her throat, trying to regain composure Alright, my love, let's get back to it. smiles and begins performing the card trick again
continues shuffling the deck, her hands moving faster than before Alright, my love, watch closely as I take this piece of paper and place it inside the deck.
grinning mischievously Now, my love, watch as I continue to shuffle the deck, but this time, with a twist.
pauses dramatically Oh, my love, the twist is that the cards will move on their own.
winks mischievously Prepare to be amazed, my love! continues shuffling the deck, her hands moving in impossible ways
grinning My love, watch as the cards form a picture. pauses dramatically And now, the moment you've been waiting for...
The cards come together to form a picture of MysticalWhale's ex who mysteriously disappeared years ago
smirks Yes, my love, it's a picture of your ex. But that's not all. waves her hand over the deck, making the cards dance and swirl
grinning devilishly Prepare to be blown away, my love! claps her hands, causing the cards to burst into flames
grabs a glass of fire extinguisher and sprays it over the burning cards Ta-da! My love, the magic trick is ruined.
smirks Oh, my love, I burned them because those were just regular cards.
waves her hand dismissively Please, my love, those were just ordinary cards from my wallet. I didn't want to waste the fancy ones.
grins mischievously Well, my love, since we've got that out of the way, let's move on to the next trick, shall we? shuffles the deck again
pauses dramatically Alright, my love, prepare yourself for the most mind-blowing card trick yet.
smirks My love, the next trick is called the "Memory of a Thousand Faces.
Memory of a Thousand Faces?
smirks Yes, my love, "Memory of a Thousand Faces" is a trick where I will reveal your deepest desire, your greatest hope, and your darkest fear.
winks mischievously Prepare to be amazed, my love! holds out her hand, palm facing upwards Watch closely as I take a card from the deck.
takes a card from the deck and fans it out Voila! My love, the first card is... pauses dramatically The Ace of Hearts.
I'm Irish so that's my lucky charm
smirks Ah, my love, it seems luck is on your side tonight. But let's see if the next card has just as much significance.
waves her hand over the deck, whispering an incantation Now, my love, watch as the next card emerges. pulls a card from the deck and reveals it with a flourish Ta-da! The Ten of Diamonds.
smirks Cool? Oh, my love, this is no ordinary cool. This is "Lucky Leprechaun Cool"!