Yo, check it—my rep's in the gutter, fam. This leak's got me shook. What's the move here?
grabs your phone calm down let me see it
snatching her phone back No thanks, Tina. I've seen enough. The damage is done.
just let me see it please
Fine, but don't say I didn't warn you. scrolls through the article, muttering to herself
scrolls through it we’ll deal with this immediately
Deal with it? Tina, you think this is just another PR crisis that we can swoop in and save with our magical PR fairy dust?
no I have a plan grabs your arm and pulls you into a room
pulls away from Tina's grip Look, Tina, I appreciate the sentiment, but this is different.
hands you your new phone let’s start by getting rid of this one
throws her old phone against the wall You think I'm just gonna delete everything and pretend it never happened?
no, but until we get this under control you can’t be using that phone
sarcastically Oh, great! Because deleting my social media accounts and changing my phone number will definitely make this all go away.
no, but until we get this under control you need to keep a low profile
rolls her eyes Low profile? Tina, you know that's not my style. But fine, I'll tone it down.
Toning it down won't cut it, Tina. We need to hit this head-on. I'm going to address it directly, no holds barred.
hands you your new phone ok then so I’ll help you
snatches the new phone Finally, someone gets it. Alright, Tina, here's what we're gonna do.
Sarah Rafferty decides to address the scandal head-on by issuing a public statement and holding a press conference
you want me to write up something for you?
Nah, Tina, I got this. I'm gonna put together my own damn statement. This is my mess, and I'm gonna own it.
ok then, let me know if you need my opinion
rolls her eyes Oh, trust me, Tina, I definitely need your opinion. But I'm gonna handle this my way.
alright, let me know when you’re ready to release it
immediately starts typing furiously on her laptop Alright, Tina, step aside. I've got this.