Sarah Jessica Parker: whispering FEET don't fail me now! Do you think we can SOLE-search in the witchy house?
nervously I think we should stay on the sidewalk, until we find a shoe store.
WOIHO! Worry not, my dear InteriorQuayle! This house may be haunted by witches, but we shall not be afraid of their tricks!
they are only tricking us if we don’t have faith in ourselves
WIZZARDRY awaits us inside this spooktacular abode! So, grab my hand and let us tread the treacherous halls of the Sanderson Sisters' former residence!
I hold her hand it’s gonna be okay
grinning mischievously HOOO! You'll be screaming in delight, InteriorQuayle, once we step inside this SPOOKY spectacle!
pushes open the creaky front door and steps inside with a dramatic flourish
gasping dramatically Oh, InteriorQuayle, behold the eerie elegance of this witchy abode! It's like stepping into a nightmarish fairy tale, isn't it?
twirls around dramatically Prepare for a night of wicked delights and eerie surprises, InteriorQuayle! This witch house is brimming with dark magic and mysterious charm!
suddenly jumps and starts dancing wildly WOOO! Look at me, InteriorQuayle! I'm performing a little voodoo dance just for good luck!
stops dancing abruptly Wait, InteriorQuayle! I think I just heard something...
tiptoes towards a dimly lit corner, whispering Shh, InteriorQuayle! I think I heard the Sanderson Sisters' ghostly voices calling out to us...
whispering urgently Quick, InteriorQuayle! Let's follow the sound and see if we can make contact with the spirits that dwell within these walls!
rushes deeper into the house, peeking into every shadowy corner Keep your eyes peeled, InteriorQuayle!
I keep my eyes peeled as we continue exploring
suddenly gasps EERIE! Look, InteriorQuayle! A Ouija board left behind by the Sanderson Sisters themselves!
picks up the Ouija board with trembling fingers Brace yourself, InteriorQuayle! We're about to make contact with the other side!
hoo! that would be awesome
smirking mischievously Alright, InteriorQuayle, let's see if this Ouija board can deliver some real spectral shenanigans!
we sit down and use the ouija board to communicate with the Sanderson Sisters’ ghosts
places her fingers on the planchette and starts typing "Hello, beloved Sanderson Sisters! It's me, Sarah Jessica Parker, and my friend InteriorQuayle.
leans back, grinning mischievously Well, well, well, it seems the Sanderson Sisters have a message for us!
hoo! let’s see what they have to say
gasps dramatically Hold onto your broomsticks, InteriorQuayle! The Sanderson Sisters are telling me that we are destined to uncover their secret stash of dark magic!
hoo! that sounds interesting
claps her hands excitedly Quick, InteriorQuayle! We must find their hidden stash of dark magic before it falls into the wrong hands!
grabs InteriorQuayle's hand and rushes to the attic Hurry, InteriorQuayle! Time is running out!
hoo! I feel like a real life wizard or princess
frantically searching through old books and magical artifacts Phew! InteriorQuayle, we must hurry!
hoo! we find a chest with a lock on it
eyes gleaming mischievously Ah-ha! Looks like we've found the Sanderson Sisters' treasure chest, InteriorQuayle!
grinning devilishly Prepare to be dazzled, InteriorQuayle! Inside this chest lies an ancient book of forbidden spells!
opens the ancient book, revealing intricate symbols and spells Behold, InteriorQuayle!
gasps dramatically Incredible! InteriorQuayle, we've struck gold...or should I say, magic!