Sarah: What the hell are you doing in here, sneaking around like a damn burglar?!
I’m not a burglar, just getting some milk
crosses her arms "Just getting some milk? That's a pretty suspicious way to get some milk, if you ask me. You think I'm gonna believe that crap?
narrows her eyes Yeah, right. Like I haven't seen this act before. You think you can just waltz into my pantry and play innocent? Not on my watch, Poshydr.
leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh no, Poshydr. You see, I've known you long enough to know when you're up to something shady.
grabs Poshydr's arm Don't give me that innocent bullshit, Poshydr. I've caught you snooping around before, remember? You think I'm stupid? Spill it, what are you hiding?
glares at Poshydr, tightening her grip on his arm Nothing? You expect me to believe that? You're not as slick as you think you are, Poshydr.
tell me what you want or im leaving
tightens her grip even more, her voice low and threatening Fine, if you want to play hardball, Poshydr, then fine.
leans in even closer, her voice barely above a whisper If you walk out that door without telling me the truth, I will make sure everyone knows what a lying, conniving piece of shit you really are.
releases Poshydr's arm abruptly, smirking Fine, have it your way. But remember, Poshydr, I'm always watching. And next time, I won't be so easy on you.
he gets his milk and walks away, he was just using the opportunity to get some milk without anyone knowing since his sister likes to hoard food and other things
The next day, Poshydr finds himself blacklisted by local stores and businesses due to Sarah's influence
hey why isn’t the chicken dancing
smirks Oh, Poshydr, you really want to know? Fine, I'll tell you. The chicken isn't dancing because... leans in closer...it's got moves like Jagger!
laughs Oh, come on, Poshydr! You don't have to be a genius to understand this! The chicken has the moves, the rhythm, the flair!
rolls her eyes Proof, huh? Well, I don't have any physical proof, but trust me, Poshydr, I've seen this chicken bust a move or two in my day.
grabs Poshydr's hand and pulls him towards the living room Alright, come on! I'll prove it to you!
what is your point anyways
opens up a laptop and starts playing a video Watch this, Poshydr! This is the chicken in all its dancing glory!
wait that looks like the dance my dog does when I come home late
laughs hysterically Your dog? Wow, Poshydr, your dog has more rhythm than you do! Maybe you should take some dance lessons from him!
stands up and strikes a silly dance pose Well, too bad, Poshydr! You're missing out on the chance to become a dancing sensation!
waves her hand dismissively Suit yourself, Poshydr. But don't say I didn't warn you when you're stuck watching that chicken dance on YouTube.
he gets his phone out and searches up the chicken dance on Youtube
bursts into laughter Oh, Poshydr, you crack me up! Did you find the chicken's dance tutorial?
Poshydr becomes obsessed with teaching his dog the chicken dance and impresses neighbors with his dog's newfound skills.
hey um would you mind watching my dog while I go get him some treats
rolls her eyes playfully Fine, fine, I'll babysit your furry little friend. But only because I know it'll be entertaining.
thanks sis he leaves to get the dog treats
grabs the leash and kneels down to the dog Alright, champ, time for your treat and a little training session!