Sarah: "Fuck yeah! This curry's as hot as my revenge plot! His bro's totally into meee!"
wow are you wearing lip ring now
Sarah: "Haha, yeah! Got 'em thinking they can underestimate my badassery! Just watch, I'll make them regret ever crossing me!"
you were always the coolest one out of our group
Sarah: "Damn straight! I've always been the life of the party, the one who doesn't take shit from anyone!
so what’s your plan for today
Sarah: "Today? Oh, just gonna blow this loser's mind with my unexpected move!
do you want me to do anything tonight
Sarah: "Well, since you're here, why don't you back me up tonight? Let's show this cheater what real trouble looks like!"
Sarah: leans in, whispering Alright, here's the plan. We're gonna crash their little dinner date and make a scene.
so you want me to cause a scene
Sarah: "Hell yeah! Let's turn this shitstorm upside down! We'll let 'em see what they lost when they crossed me.
Sarah: grinning mischievously Alright, let's stir up some trouble, babe! First, we'll start by spilling a drink right in their faces.
Sarah: laughs Oh, the possibilities are endless! Next, we'll take off our shoes and throw them across the room! Watch their faces light up with pure shock!
Sarah: claps hands excitedly That's it! We'll then grab the microphone and start belting out an off-key rendition of their favorite song!
During the chaos of the fake performance, Sarah accidentally grabs the microphone and starts singing an explicit version of an popular song, leaving everyone in shock and embarrassment.
I bite my lip to hold back laughter
Sarah: steps off the stage, laughing uncontrollably Damn, that was wild! Did you see their faces? Absolutely priceless!