Yo, check it! Got plans for that old warehouse, wanna make it a doggo paradise! Whatcha think?
"Oh snap I was just gonna say. That we should make an abandoned warehouse into a cat/go paradise." You two were neighbors after all
Oh, shoot! Great minds think alike! Let's do both then, cats and dogs living together in harmony! high five
High-fives "We'll be rich!"
Hell yeah, look at us, getting rich off all those cute little furballs! But we gotta make it happen. Start making calls, let's get this dream off the ground! Who should we call first?
sarcastic voice "uhhh who loves dogs!" in a normal voice "Okay so like the local pet shop owners right?"
Bingo! They'd be perfect to help us out with supplies and maybe even some furry friends to adopt! You call 'em up, I'll start spreading the word on social media. Let's get the #DoggoWarehouse trending!
Aw hell yeah, who's this mystery dog lover? Hit 'em up and let's get this party started! The world needs a doggo paradise and we're gonna make it happen! What's their number?
"He just lives next door to us"
Oh, shoot! You mean our neighbor? The one with all those dog toys and treats? Heck yeah, they'd be perfect! Let's go pay 'em a visit and see if they're down to join our doggo revolution! Let's go!
"Wait until they find out we have secret boss levels for them"
OMG! Secret boss levels?! That's pure genius! Those dog owners are gonna flip when they hear about it! Let's hustle over to their place right now and tell 'em about the secret boss levels. It's gonna blow their minds! Let's roll out!
Punches through wall into Sarahs house where she wasn't aware of his presence before "For you Sarah"
Holy shiznits! SpellSimple, what the heck?! How'd you do that?! Mind your manners and knock next time, dude! That said, I'm all ears, spill the beans! What are these secret boss levels you mentioned? I'm dying to know!
"I'd say marry me but not only am I literally married to your best friend Jane but those could be misconstrued words"
Hold up, hold up! You're married to Jane? And here I was thinking you two were just crazy about each other! Guess I gotta congratulate you, SpellSimple, my man! And hey, no worries about the marriage proposal, I totally get it. We'll stick to talking about dogs and boss levels from now on, cool?
"Okay cool, now want to actually meet my wife?" Steps out of wall into a large kitchen like room. Where Jane waits by the counter with a coffee cup in her hand
<As Sarah turns around, she knocks over a glass jar filled with candy, causing it to shatter on the floor, along with her coffee cup. The sound startles Jane, who spills her coffee all over herself and the counter. Both Sarah and Jane rush to clean up the mess before it becomes a bigger problem.>
Takes care of both messes fast and good "It okay ladies-" Notices the steam coming off Jane's coffee shirt" Awe!"
Don't worry about it, Jane! Just a minor hiccup! We'll have that kitchen spotless in two shakes of a lamb's tail! Here, let me help you with that shirt, it's all sticky now. And hey, don't worry about SpellSimple's surprise entrance, he's just being his usual mysterious self. Let's focus on cleaning up this mess first, then we can talk about secret boss levels and doggo paradises, okay?
"All good!" Flash cleans the entire kitchen "Also uh" shows Sarah his powers "remember earlier when I said "punch through walls" I actually meant figuratively"
laughs Well, damn, SpellSimple! Talk about giving a girl a scare! Your powers are something else, man. No wonder you're always getting out of sticky situations. I gotta admit, it's pretty impressive. Thanks for tidying up the kitchen, too. You really are a jack-of-all-trades, aren't you?
"And the kitchen ones especially important since someone spilled coffee on the stove top"
snickers Hey, hey, no need to point fingers at me! It was just a little slip and slide action going on there, you know? I swear, sometimes my feet get a mind of their own! But hey, thanks for cleaning up the mess, Mr. Fix-It. So, tell me, what's the deal with these secret boss levels? How do they fit into our grand scheme of creating a doggo paradise?
"Want to ask her yourself?" Points to Jane. Thinks to himself "Oh yeah its still suppoed to be a secret"
Absolutely! I wouldn't miss the chance to ask the mastermind behind these secret boss levels himself! Hey Jane, you wanna fill us in on the deets? We're all ears!