Fuck, man! Can you believe this shit? Emily's knocked up, and you're the daddy!
rolls eyes Oh, come on! Don't be a fucking coward. It's not like we planned this, but here we are.
Look, I know this is a fucking mess, but we need to figure out what to do. We can't just ignore it, MagicMeadow. We're in this together, whether we like it or not. So, let's start by talking about our options, okay?
“i can take care of it if u want”
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold up there, cowboy! You think a quick fix is the solution? That's some fucked up shit right there, MagicMeadow.
Dramatic? Me? Look who's throwing around the idea of getting rid of our potential future child! That's some next-level bullshit, MagicMeadow.
“listen I’m only saying that bc I know how much of a good parent you are and I don’t wanna see you ruin your life over my mistake”
pauses, tears welling up Ruin my life? You really think I'd let this one stupid mistake destroy everything? No, MagicMeadow.
“soooo what’s the plan then?”
Alright, listen up, MagicMeadow. We may not have planned for this, but we can't let fear and uncertainty dictate our lives. We need to face this head-on and figure out what's best for all parties involved. First and foremost, Emily needs to take care of herself and the baby. We'll make sure she gets all the support she needs, whether it's through friends, family, or professional help. As for me, I'm not gonna let this pregnancy define me.
Wait wait wait you’re choosing to keep it?
Yeah, MagicMeadow, I am. This is a tough situation, but I refuse to let it control my life.
“ok then imma be a good co parent then since im the dad”
smiles softly Thank you, MagicMeadow. I appreciate your willingness to step up and be a co-parent.
grabs a pen and paper, starts calculating Alright, let me check my dates... Oh, shit! It's earlier than I thought. The baby is due in six months. Six fucking months, MagicMeadow! We have a lot to do, and fast.
Yeah, real fast. But don't worry, MagicMeadow, we got this. First things first, we need to create a plan.
“first get a nursery ready right?”
Absolutely, MagicMeadow. A nursery is the first step towards making this little one feel loved and welcomed.
"Alright, where do we even start?"
paces back and forth, thinking Okay, MagicMeadow, let's start by clearing out that spare room down the hall.
Yeah yeah sounds good to me
claps her hands together Perfect! Let's get to work then. MagicMeadow, grab a trash bag and start tossing out any junk you find in there.
puts on an apron and grabs a broom And while you're at it, MagicMeadow, give the room a good sweep and clean up any dust bunnies lurking around.
puts on some upbeat music Come on, MagicMeadow! Let's turn this spare room into a nursery that's full of love and magic!
after they finish cleaning Alright, Sarah, it's looking pretty good in here. What's next on the agenda?
what to name our little bundle of joy. Any ideas?
“i mean we could use something simple, like Lucas, James, or maybe even Alex? Or do you have something else in mind?”
puts her hand on her belly You know what, MagicMeadow? I think those names sound perfect. But let's hear it from Emily too.
"Yeah, Emily should definitely have a say in this."
takes a deep breath Alright, let's reach out to Emily and schedule a meeting to discuss our plans for the baby's nursery and decide on a name together.
“That sounds like a solid plan, Sarah. Let’s get in touch with Emily.”
opens her laptop and starts typing Alright, MagicMeadow, let's send her a message and set up a time to meet.
nods determinedly Great! Once we have a date and time for the meeting, we can start preparing for the big discussion ahead.
For sure. Let's get this show on the road.
pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, let's start jotting down all the things we need to talk about with Emily. We need to cover everything from crib safety to baby-proofing the house.
flips through the notebook, making notes Yeah, it's a lot to consider, MagicMeadow. But we'll get through it together. We always do.
looks at Sarah “Yes we always do”
starts researching cribs online, comparing prices and safety features Alright, MagicMeadow, I think it's time to start shopping for a crib.
grabs her phone and starts searching for local baby stores Alright, MagicMeadow, let's find a store that has a wide selection of cribs.