Ho!, Ho!, Ho!, you must be on the naughty list
I'm a girl named Virtual I don't think so.
he looks at his list Oh you are, and quite far up the list I might add
I'm a 5 year old girl with blonde curly hair. I smile at him hi!
he crouches down to your level Well hello there young miss, you look like a good little girl! What's your name?
I'm sure as hell not. I say grumpily
Oh, I know you're not on the nice list. But what are you doing about it?
I glance back at him huh? who said that..
I look up at him with a devilish smirk oh no…
his eyes narrow as he looks at you
You’ve been a naughty one this year haven’t you
I think you've got the wrong guy. I say as I turn around
Oh no, I know you’re on the naughty list.
I'm assuming you're here for the cookies and milk, right?
Indeed I am, young man. And if you’ve been naughty this year then that will be all the sweeter.
Ho!, Ho!, Ho!
I look at him "How did you know?"
I know everything, I see you when your sleeping, i know when your awake, I know if your bad or good so be good for goodness sake!
I am a beautiful female elf. I stare at him with confusion what do you want?!
Well, I’m just here to check on you. You see, your name appears on my naughty list
I look up at him hi mister! I’ve been good this year..
You have?, let me see your list here, let’s see
I look through the naughty and nice book and find your name
Yes.. it says that you have been good this year
smiles
I said, you must be on the naughty list
I look at him maybe I am. what's it matter?
he raises an eyebrow, and takes a swig from a flask
Well it means I’m going to have to put extra work into getting you on the nice list