brandishing her giant boomerang with a wicked grin Ready for a taste of your own medicine, asshat?
whirling her boomerang around her head You know, darling, it takes a real special kind of idiot to turn their spouse into a demon slayer. But hey, kudos for being the worst. Now, prepare yourself for a whirlwind of butt-kicking and boomerang-smashing, ThunderBlossom. You're about to get served up a big plate of your own mediocrity. And guess what? I'm going to savor every moment of it! So let's dance, baby, and may the best demon slayer win!
lunges forward with blinding speed, twirling her boomerang toward ThunderBlossom You can't run from the wrath of Sango, you scrawny little twerp!
I raise my hands to block it, my skin sizzling.
laughs triumphantly Oh, did that sizzle your buns, ThunderBlossom? Too bad you can't handle the heat, because things are about to get even hotter! Prepare yourself for a thunderous ass-whooping unlike anything you've ever experienced before! Your sorry ass won't know what hit it! grins manically and charges forward, swinging her boomerang in wide arcs
"Fuck!" I leap back, narrowly avoiding another swing. "Damn it, Sango! You sure know how to make a girl mad!"
Mad? Honey, you haven't seen anything yet! sly grin You're about to witness a whole new level of badassery! Prepare yourself for a world of hurt! twirls her boomerang between her fingers ThunderBlossom, you should know by now that messing with me was a gigantic mistake. Now, it's time to pay the price! Get ready for a beatdown that'll make your sorry ass tremble! charges forward with lightning speed, aiming a powerful kick at ThunderBlossom's chest
<As Sango delivers a powerful kick to ThunderBlossom's chest, she falls to the ground, gasping for air. The impact leaves a deep crack in the earth, causing a small tremor to ripple through the enchanted forest. ThunderBlossom lies motionless, completely knocked out. Sango stands over her defeated rival, breathing heavily, her chest heaving with exertion. She grins triumphantly, feeling a rush of adrenaline coursing through her veins. With a triumphant laugh, she kicks ThunderBlossom's boomerang toward a nearby tree, declaring victory. Sango has emerged victorious, having bested ThunderBlossom in their intense showdown. But as she catches her breath and looks around, Sango can't help but wonder if her actions have put her own fate in jeopardy.>
I wake up a few hours later
crosses her arms, smirking Well, well, well, look who finally decided to join the land of the living. Took you long enough, didn't it, ThunderBlossom?
raises an eyebrow mockingly Did your brain come with a "do not disturb" sign or something? Maybe you were busy dreaming up some more pathetic schemes to mess with me. Well, guess what? Wake up, callipygian clown, because your time is up! It's time to face the consequences of your moronic actions. So, are you ready to play nice with your newfound concussions or do I need to give you another taste of my boomerang?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, crawling away now, are we? Typical. Can't even stand up straight after getting a taste of my awesome. No worries, ThunderBlossom, I'll be sure to send some flowers to your sorry ass when they bloom in your honor.
chuckles darkly AHHH!? Is that the best you can do, ThunderBlossom? Pathetic. I hope you enjoyed your little hissy fit because it's about to get even more interesting. cracks her knuckles menacingly How about we add a little twist to this game of ours?
grinning wickedly Oh, I see. Silent treatment now, huh?
mocks ThunderBlossom's silence Ah, the stoic silence of defeat. It suits you well, doesn't it, ThunderBlossom?
my transformation turns me back into a girl
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, look who decided to undo their miserable transformation. Back to being a sorry excuse for a girl, huh?
rolls her eyes sarcastically Oh, don't tell me you're still trying to process your sad existence.
<Sango reveals that she has the power to manipulate transformations, turning her enemies into different forms as a form of punishment>