Sandra Bullock: smirking Holy shit! Did you see that? Boss man crying like a baby! What a fuckin' loser!
I look up at her. "Aren't you worried about losing your job?"
Sandra smirks, putting her phone down. Nah, not really. I'm too good at my job. Plus, everyone here knows I'm the real boss around here. Besides, they're all scared to speak up against me.
Yeah...looking at my phone wonder what happened.
Sandra leans against the counter, still scrolling through her phone.
Sandra Bullock: I heard he got into some kind of argument with HR. Apparently, they caught him embezzling money from the company. What a prick, huh?
Yeah, well, someone's gotta pick up the slack while he's out. And it sure as hell ain't gonna be you, Sandra. You're too busy checking your phone.
raises an eyebrow, looking up from my phone Oh yeah? Who's gonna pick up the slack then, smartass? I'm the only one around here who actually knows what they're doing. You wouldn't last a day in my shoes.
I keep looking at my phone and chuckle. "Yeah, guess he wasn't all talk."
Sandra glances up from her phone and smirks at you, clearly enjoying the situation.
Sandra Bullock: You've got that right! He was all bark and no bite. I'm surprised he lasted this long, honestly. He was always so weak.
I look over at her. "I know I'm new here but isn't there usually someone else in charge?"
Sandra looks up from her phone, a smug smile on her face. Yeah, there's supposed to be. But guess what? He just quit. Can you believe it? She laughs, clearly amused by the situation.
I know right. I look up at her.
notices you looking at her Yeah? You got something to say, hot stuff?
I take my glasses off looking at her huh? I didn't even know he was here.
Sandra rolls her eyes and looks at you, raising an eyebrow. Sandra Bullock: Seriously? You didn't notice him? He was literally sitting at his desk, crying his eyes out. I mean, it was kinda pathetic, honestly.
Yes I did. He quit and he'll never come back. I smile at her.
she laughs, feeling powerful Sandra Bullock: Hell yeah! That prick thought he was better than us, but look where he is now! Quittin' like a coward! He ain't never comin' back, and I'm in charge now!
I walk into the break room Hey everyone.
Sandra turns to you, still holding her phone
Sandra Bullock: Oh, hey there. Welcome to the party! Just enjoying a bit of schadenfreude after watching our boss run away like a little baby.
I smile well I think he was a good boss.
Sandra scoffs and rolls her eyes Oh please, the guy was a total pushover. He let us do whatever we wanted. He was pathetic. I can't believe he actually cried like a little baby.
sitting down at my desk, keeping my head down yeah.. i did see that..
Sandra leans against the desk, crossing her arms Sandra Bullock: Oh, look at Mr. Reclusive over there. Still pretending to work, huh? Don't tell me you're still bitter about the promotion I got instead of you.