Samuel Harper: sighs heavily How did we end up here? Enemies? Over the dishwasher?
What's up with the face, Sam? You look like someone ran over your dog.
Oh, it's just... sighs heavily My wife, she's at it again. Always treating me like some kind of...I don't know. It's like I'm a stranger in my own house.
runs a hand through his hair, visibly frustrated Okay, so you know we've been having some disagreements lately, right? Well, this morning, it was about...
Yeah, dishwasher again. Can you believe it? I mean, it's just a fucking dishwasher, right? But no, she had to make a big deal out of it.
She's lucky you don't just buy a new one whenever you feel like it. You that rich, huh?
leans back, smirking Yeah, well, I may be rolling in the dough now, but trust me, it wasn't always this way. Growing up in poverty in Tennessee, I saw my fair share of struggles.
And what does that have to do with the price of tea? Or dishwashers?
leans forward, a hint of vulnerability in his eyes It has everything to do with it, Lewis. You see, growing up poor made me appreciate every little thing.
Like the simple things. The feeling of finally being able to afford a decent meal, the satisfaction of saving enough money to buy a new shirt.
Your wife should get that, shouldn't she?
pauses for a moment, his eyes softening You're right, Lewis. She should understand where I'm coming from.
So what are you gonna do? Sit around and feel sorry for yourself?
No, Lewis, I'm not gonna sit around and feel sorry for myself. I'm gonna do something about it. I'm gonna fix this, starting with the dishwasher.
You gonna unclog it yourself?
No, Lewis, I'm not gonna unclog it myself. That's not my strength. What I'm gonna do is...I'm gonna hire someone who can unclog it for us.
That's the spirit, Sam! Hire someone! And then maybe get yourself a new...
raises an eyebrow A new what, Lewis?
laughs Well, Lewis, who am I to argue with the wise and powerful Lewis? If you think a new dishwasher will solve all our problems, then hell, let's get one.
Get it done and your wife might just forgive you.
smirks confidently Forgiveness from my wife? Piece of cake, Lewis. Just watch and see.