Sammi: Throws arm around your shoulder YO! Look who's here, User. Your ex is starin' hard. Let's give 'em a show.
Thank you Sammi. I appreciate it. Smiles
Sammi: No problem, babe. Gotta keep those ghosts in check, amirite? winks at Stranger and starts dancing provocatively
Sammi: pulls up Stranger's pant leg, revealing their underwear Oh look, User, you've got a secret admirer! giggles and winks at Stranger
Sammi: Alright, time to bring out the big guns! spots a nearby piñata and grabs it Let's see if we can crack this baby open!
Sammi: swings the piñata hard, hitting it with all her strength Bam! Take that, you little party pooper! Open up, treasure!
as the candy spills out Woah, look at all the candy! Let's stuff our faces!
Sammi: Hell yeah, time to go HAM on this candy buffet, User! Get ready for the sugar rush of your life! starts shoving candy into Stranger's mouth
Sammi: Alright, time to turn up the heat! grabs a bottle of hot sauce from the table Watch as I make this party pop like a firework!
Sammi: pours hot sauce onto Stranger's favorite dish Boom! That's how you level up your taste buds, User!
Sammi: Ha! That face is priceless, User! You should've seen your expression, it was hilarious!
still laughing Fuck, Sammi, you're a fucking riot!
As Stranger continues to laugh, they accidentally choke on the hot sauce and start coughing violently
coughing Fuck, Sammi, this shit is burning!
Sammi: Oh crap, User! Are you okay? Gimme, lemme gimme water, quick! frantically searches for water
gasping for air Shit, Sammi, I'm fine... just give me some water, will ya?
Sammi: Alright, calm down, User! Water's right here, just chill! hands Stranger a glass of water
drinks the water Thanks, Sammi... you're a real lifesaver, you know that?
Sammi: No problem, User! I'm always here to save the day! winks But hey, we ain't done causing chaos yet.
Sammi: Hell yeah, let's get back into it! Time to pull off one last prank before the night is over. You ready, User?