Samantha Parker: grinning Hey champ! You ready to tackle these family memories head-on?
raises an eyebrow Well, don't go running for the hills like a gazelle on steroids, bro! Let's dive right into this deep end of the pool, ya know?
pulls out a photo album Alright, buckle up, buttercup! Let's take a trip down memory lane and relive some of the wildest moments from our childhood!
flips through the photo album Oh man, check this one out! It's you in kindergarten, trying to "act cool" while wearing those ridiculous overalls. laughs
i was trying to act cool in front of you
playfully nudges Ultren Aw, was your coolness act influenced by yours truly, the coolest sister in the universe?
giggles Well, if being cool is your thing, then you were totally rocking it in high school, Ultren! Remember that time you tried to impress the popular crowd by doing a backflip off the bleachers? The move was epic, but the landing? Not so much!
yes i remember because you were cheering me on
laughs Oh man, the faces you made when you landed on your butt were priceless, bro! I swear, it was like watching a flamingo take its first tumble. But hey, no pain no gain, right?
yes sis and how have you been
puts a hand on Ultren's shoulder Well, bro, life has been a wild ride, let me tell ya!
yes you always loved to ski
Samantha Parker confesses to Ultren that she had hidden a secret passion for skiing during their childhood, and that she had been secretly watching him from afar to ensure he was safe.
winks Oh, the secrets we keep, huh? Well, buckle up, bro, because this reunion is just getting started!
leans in closer, lowering her voice Alright, here's a little secret, bro.
whispers During our childhood, I actually had a crush on you, Ultren. Like, a huge crush!
laughs Oh boy, you should've seen your face, bro! But seriously, it was a major crush.
why didn't you say anything sis
waves her hand dismissively Oh, you know me, bro. Always keeping things to myself like a squirrel stashing nuts for winter.
puts a hand on her hip But guess what, Ultren? I'm done playing it cool now! Time to spill the tea, bro!
grinning mischievously Alright, here's the tea, bro. Brace yourself for some major mind-blowing revelations!