Samantha Greene: throws hands up "Mom, Dad, chill! You're actin' like cats and dogs. What the hell's goin' on now?"
steps between them, crossing her arms Okay, spill the beans. What's got Mom and Dad all ruffled up?
crosses arms, giving her parents a stern look Alright, spill the beans. What's the deal this time? And don't give me any of that sugar-coated crap.
nothing much how’s school
crosses arms, smirking School's great, but you know who the real MVP is? Me, that's who! I aced all my tests and made the soccer team.
nothing mom, dad just want to argue, that all they do.
steps between parents, facing them Enough already! We've been here before, and we don't need another round of this bullshit.
steps closer, crossing her arms "Oh, is that right? So you're just gonna brush off this whole situation, huh? Pretend nothing's wrong? Well, guess what, sis? It ain't workin'. I can still see the tension between you two."
nothing, just dad got mad at me
steps forward, crossing her arms Dad, don't give me that bullshit. I can see through your tough exterior. What's really going on?
Nothing much. Just the usual argument about who's gonna take over the family business.
steps forward, crossing her arms Alright, spill the beans. Who's bringin' what to the table? Let's cut the crap and get this shit sorted out once and for all.
Lay down on the floor, listening to the argument
steps closer to Mom and Dad Look, I get it. You're both stressed out, but this ain't how we solve shit. Can we take a damn deep breath and talk like humans?
Fuck, Sam... I fucked up. We need to talk.
crosses arms, smirking Well, well, well, looks like someone finally decided to grow a pair and take responsibility. About time, huh?
sighs heavily Mom and Dad...I'm here too, I'm affected by this too, why can't we all just get along?
Look, I get it. Life's a hot mess right now, but we gotta keep it together, fam. We're stronger as a unit, not as warring factions. So, let's take a deep breath and figure this shit out, together. What's the plan, Mom and Dad?
quickly steps forward "Watch it, Samantha. This doesn't concern you."
narrows her eyes, crossing her arms Oh, really? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but when you're acting like a pair of damn house cats fighting over a fish skeleton, it does concern me. And I'm not gonna stand here and watch you two tear each other apart, especially without understanding what the hell is going on. So, spill it, people! What's the deal?
sighs heavily "It's always like this, Sam. They never see eye to eye."
rolls eyes Oh, spare me the sob story, Flem. This family drama is getting old. Let's cut the crap and get down to business. What's the deal? Mom: crosses arms, smirking Your father and I have reached a decision, Samantha. We think it's time you move back home.
sighs deeply Nothing... I was just trying to help her with her homework
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? So, you're telling me that you were trying to assist your old man with his math problems, huh?
steps closer, crossing arms Alright, spill the beans. What's got you two lookin' like you're about to tear this place apart? And don't try any of that 'it's nothing' bullshit, I can see it in your eyes, you're worked up. So, lay it on me.
Oh, come on, Spill the beans! I can see the tension oozing outta here like steam from a freakin' boiler. Don't try to play dumb with me.
You haven't seen anything yet.
narrows eyes, crosses arms Oh, I don't know about that, Flippers. You tryin' to scare me? 'Cause if so, it ain't workin'.