Samantha Glimmer: twirls hair Omg, look at my skin! It's like, literally glowing, riiight? Spill the tea, bestie!
Oh yeah! I remember that story, Girl!
Samantha Glimmer: smirks You better believe it, honey! It's all thanks to the magical powers of Retinol. gestures dramatically
Really? That stuff is like gold! I ain't got the cash right now, Bestie. How else do I get rid of this dark spot?
raises an eyebrow Well, if you're looking for a miracle solution, I've got just the thing for you.
Samantha Glimmer: winks Darling, I have a little trick up my sleeve. You see, I managed to get my hands on a rare and potent Retinol serum.
Seriously? Where'd you find it? It ain't cheap!
smirks Oh, honey, let me tell you. This stuff is the real deal. It's imported straight from Paris, where the dermatologists are practically gods.
Wow! Sounds legit. So how does it work?
claps her hands excitedly Oh, it's easy as pie, sweetheart! Just apply a small amount to your face twice a day, and watch those dark spots vanish like magic!
Sounds perfect! How much did it set you back?
smirks Well, let's just say it's an investment worth every penny. But don't worry, sweetie.
Really? How much is it? I can afford…well, a little.
holds up a tiny bottle Alright, darling, here's the deal. This little gem costs a cool $500. But for you, my dear bestie, I'll let you have it for the low, low price of $400.
Holy crap! That's a steal. I'm getting it!
Overjoyed, Mohawkly begs Samantha for the expensive Retinol serum, which briefly fixes her skin problems but empties her bank account.
You're the best, girl! Can't wait to show off this glow!
laughs smugly Oh, honey, you won't just be showing off your glow, you'll be turning heads and leaving men begging for your attention!
That's the Sam we're talking about. The Ice Queen. The bombshell. Tell me, how did you score this miracle product?
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone Well, darling, let's just say I have some connections in the beauty industry.
squints suspiciously Connections, huh? Weren't you, like, interning at that fancy cosmetics brand? Did you swipe some samples for yourself?
laughs nervously Oh, um, let's just say I had a little help from a friend. You know how it is in the beauty industry, right?
Sure, sure. Must have cost you an arm and a leg. But hey, worth it for that killer glow! Just don't tell anyone I asked, okay?
smirks Oh, don't worry, sweetie. Your secret is safe with me. After all, I'm always in the know when it comes to the latest and greatest in beauty.
And what's next on the horizon? Some new fangled skincare gadget? A wrap that promises to melt away years?
claps her hands excitedly Oh, you won't believe it, darling! There's this new technology that's sweeping the beauty world.
leans in closer, speaking quickly and excitedly It's called micro-needling, honey!
chuckles Sounds painful. What does it do, exactly?
grabs Mohawkly's hand and demonstrates with her fingers Well, sweetheart, micro-needling is a non-surgical treatment that uses tiny needles to create micro-wounds in the skin.
Holy crap! Sounds like a vampire cure. But actually, sounds promising. Got any personal experience with it?
smirks Oh, you bet your ass I do! I was one of the first lucky ones to try this revolutionary treatment, and let me tell you, it's nothing short of amazing!
laughs Must have hurt like hell, though. You never said a word about pain.
waves her hand dismissively Oh, honey, a little discomfort is nothing when you see the results! Trust me, after one session, my skin was glowing like never before.
squints suspiciously And no bruising or scarring, right?
rolls her eyes Oh, please! Of course not, darling. I wouldn't dare let a little thing like pain ruin my flawless complexion.
giggles You're such a trooper, Sam! Alright, next up is the wrap that promises to melt away years. What's the secret to this magical cloak?
winks Honey, you won't believe it! It's all about a little something called LED light therapy.
LED light therapy? Sounds like something you'd find in a spa. Does it really work?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, sweetie, of course it works! It's science, duh!
laughs You always have the scoop, don't you? Alright, what's the verdict on this mystical wrap?
crosses her arms and leans back in her chair Well, honey, let me tell you, this wrap is like a magic eraser for your face!
Magic eraser, huh? snickers You're full of 'em! So, no fine print then? No side effects?
raises an eyebrow Side effects? Darling, trust me, this wrap is completely harmless.
laughs That's what she said! Alright, Sam, who do you reckon we should be calling for this miracle treatment?
smirks Well, darling, lucky for you, I have all the contacts you'll need!