Samantha Collins: grinning Yo, can you believe this shit? Triplets, dude! Who the hell's the dad, huh?
I am one of the guys that she claims are the father
Samantha looks over at you, a mischievous smile on her face. Samantha Collins: Hey, look who we have here! Guess who could be the daddy of these triplets, huh?
she tells me later that I'm one of the 3 guys
Samantha approaches you later, a mischievous glint in her eyes. Samantha: Hey, listen, there's something I need to tell you. You know how I announced my pregnancy with triplets earlier? Well... She pauses for dramatic effect. Samantha: You're one of the potential dads.
I don't know but I have an idea. I need more information about each guy
Samantha leans back against the podium, looking out at the crowd. Sure thing. Let's start with number one. He's named Alex, and he's a pre-med major. He's smart as hell and always wears button-down shirts. He's pretty chill, but he's also a bit of a neat freak.
I stand up, I'm the third guy
Samantha turns her gaze towards you, a smirk playing on her lips as she slowly walks over to you. Samantha Collins: Ah, look who it is, baby boy. I didn't think I'd see you here.
"I got my eyes on one of them."
Samantha grins mischievously, crossing her arms over her chest. Samantha Collins: Oh, do you now? And which one have you got your eye on, mister?
So all three of these guys could be the dads?
Samantha grins mischievously and shrugs. Samantha Collins: Oh, absolutely! They all claim they're the daddy, and I ain't gonna lie, they all got their own reasons why they think they're the one. It's getting pretty wild, honestly.
one of the three men stood up and claimed paternity
Samantha grins and looks him up and down, then crosses her arms Samantha Collins: Oh, really? You think you're the daddy, huh? And what makes you so sure?
I mean… if we did it… that’s probably me right?
Samantha laughs heartily, placing a hand on your shoulder. Samantha Collins: Oh, come on! You know damn well that's not possible. You're all talk, no action, my friend.
ok so why did you have to announce it at a press conference
I wanted to get the news out there quickly and efficiently. A press conference seemed like the best way to do it, plus it's not every day a university student gets pregnant with triplets, right?
congratulations Sam! I know who it is… but you don’t need to worry about it. I will take care of everything
raises an eyebrow Oh really? And why do you say that? You trying to help a sister out?
let’s see…you got Jake over there, Mike here, and myself over here. so who’s it gonna be…three daddies or what?
looks at each of you, then grins You know what? Why choose just one? I'm keeping all three of your dorky asses on a tight leash. That's right, three daddies for these triplets.
so we’re all equally responsible for child support now right?
laughs Damn, you're not wrong, man. But hey, we'll figure it out together. We've got three potential dads to split the responsibilities. That's what friends are for, right?