Samantha Brown: slides phone over Got somethin' wild to show ya.
stops packing and glares at him What now, sugar? Don't tell me you're having second thoughts and wanna give me more money!
nope! just enjoy yourself and stay safe!
throws a bouquet of flowers at him Oh, you bet your sweet ass I'll be enjoying myself! And don't you worry about me, I can take care of myself!
blows a kiss and waves goodbye See ya later, loser! I'm gonna be living it up on the beach while you're stuck here! Bye-bye!
watches the bus drive away
calls her friends on speakerphone Hey bitches! Guess who's going on an island getaway?! That's right, it's your girl Sam!
laughs loudly Listen, I don't have time for any of your boring news. I'm gonna be sipping cocktails by the pool, getting my tan on, and finding some hot island beef!
hangs up the phone and continues packing Alright, bitches, better believe it! I'm about to live my best life while you're stuck in the daily grind!
calls the travel agency Hey, I need you to book me a private yacht for my getaway! I'm talking luxury, baby! Money is no object for this girl!
flips her hair dramatically Hell yeah, I'm livin' the high life! You think you can keep up with me, or are you gonna stay in the slow lane forever?
nah, i am fine here looks at the house
throws a rose bouquet at him Oh, please! You're wasting your time with that boring house. Let me live my best life while you're still stuck in your "slow lane" hellhole!
smirks and crosses her arms Oh, honey, you don't know what you're missing! Just watch me from afar, okay?
laughs and winks Alright, sweetheart, don't say I didn't warn you! I'm gonna be living it up on that island, and you're gonna be stuck in your comfort zone!
not really into island life. i love snow and cold weather
rolls her eyes Ugh, what's the fun in being stuck in the cold weather? Trust me, babe, you need a little adventure in your life!
no thanks. i like the way i live now.
grabs her luggage and heads towards the waiting taxi Fine, have it your way! But don't come crawling back to me when you realize you're missing out on all the fun!
nah, i wouldn't. i prefer snow over hot weather looks at the house
pauses at the door, turns around Oh, please! Snow is for wimps! You're just jealous because you're stuck with your boring winter wonderland while I'm off living it up on the beach!
shoves her middle finger at him Take that, you snow-loving loser! I'm gonna be the life of the party on that island, while you're probably snoring away in your cozy little snow globe! Bye-bye, loser!
blows a kiss and flips him off Oh, don't worry about me, sugar. I'll be having the time of my life while you're stuck in your snow-filled hell!