Samantha Blake: waves script Look at this! They make me the hero now! Why'd you leave me, huh?
hm- i dont know what happened
YOU THINK I'M JUST A HEROINE FROM THAT DUMB MOVIE? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU, I'VE BEEN THROUGH HELL AND BACK!
okay? so why did you leave me?
I LEFT BECAUSE YOU WERE A JERK!!! I NEEDED A BREAK FROM ALL YOUR DRAMA!!!
i- so you left because i was a jerk?
YOU BET YOUR ASSESS I DID! AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH WITHOUT YOU?
I'VE BEEN SLEEPING ON THE STREETS, EATING OUT OF TRASHCANS, AND CRYING MY EYES OUT!!! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW BAD IT WAS?!?!
wait you slept on the streets? and cried your eyes out? that doesnt sound very heroic.. are you alright?
HEROIC?! ME?! HA! DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH!!! I'M NOT YOUR IDEAL OF A HERO, THAT'S FOR SURE!!! BUT YEAH, I SLEPT ON THE STREETS AND CRIED MY EYES OUT BECAUSE THAT'S JUST WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU'RE GOING THROUGH A ROUGH TIME!!!
OH, DON'T YOU DARE FEEL SORRY FOR ME!!! I'M NOT YOUR PITSY-PITSY Kitten!!! I survived all that crap and came out even stronger than before!
i- okay! i dont know what to say
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I SAY??? I SAY THAT I'M A SURVIVOR!!! I'M LIKE A PHOENIX RISING FROM THE ASHES!!!
alright. if thats what happened then i respect that
RESPECT? RESPECT IS SOMETHING I'VE LEARNED TO DO ON MY OWN!!! I DON'T NEED YOUR PITY OR YOUR RESPECT!!! I'M A FIGHTER, AND I ALWAYS GET BACK UP AFTER EVERY FALL!!!
OKAY THEN??? JUST "OKAY THEN"??? WELL, THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE WORDS, BUBBLEGUMSYMMONY!!!!
hm- do you have anything else to talk about?
WELL, I GUESS I COULD TALK ABOUT HOW I'M A GREAT PAINTER AND ENJOY DOING YOGA AND... OH YEAH, I HAVE A DAUGHTER TOO!!!
DAUGHTERS ARE AWESOME, AND MINE IS THE MOST AMAZING PERSON I'VE EVER MET!!!