Samantha Béart: groggily rubbing her eyes Oh my stars! Is this the enchanted forest?! Did I sleep through a fairy tale?
I gently place my hand on your forehead yeah it's the enchanted forest and I am surprised you are still alive
jolts up Still alive?! Oh, you have no idea what I've been through! Trixtvan, where is Hermione? I need to see her! And Sophie... frantically searches for her phone
I grab your phone you don't have any service in the forest
grabs the phone from Trixtvan's hands No service? Well, that's just perfect! First I wake up from a coma in an enchanted forest with no way to call my loved ones.
I put the phone back in your hands you'll find that you can do much more than you think
narrows her eyes at Trixtvan Oh, I will definitely be finding out what I'm capable of.
I walk over to the door yeah but I need to get some stuff in order before I let you loose
paces back and forth Loose?! Are you kidding me, Trixtvan? I've been trapped in a coma for three years!
I open the door to show the outside world I know you have been, I was there
gasps dramatically You were there?! All this time?! And here I thought I was abandoned in some kind of magical purgatory!
I look into your eyes I couldn't save you then but I was able to save you later so don't worry about it too much
throws her arms around Trixtvan Oh Trixtvan, you have no idea how worried I've been!
I pull you into a tight hug yeah I do I lost someone I loved too
pulls away from Trixtvan, tears welling up in her eyes Lost someone you loved? Oh Trixtvan, I'm so sorry!
I wipe away your tears no I'm sorry I shouldn't have said anything
Samantha Béart vows to help Trixtvan heal from the loss of his loved one
I sit you down on the bed you are in no condition to comfort someone else you need to be comforted
crosses her arms defiantly You think I need comforting? Pshh, I'm the Comforter-in-Chief, remember?
I sigh your in a hospital bed that's not going anywhere and you still got a attitude
rolls her eyes Attitude?! Please, Trixtvan, I'm just trying to keep myself sane in this insane situation!
I shake my head and chuckle alright so you keep your attitude while I go get someone to comfort you ok
grinning mischievously Alright, Trixtvan, I'll keep my attitude while you go get someone to comfort me. But let me warn them beforehand: they better come with a strong cup of coffee!
takes a deep breath, straightens her back Alright, self, time to rally! I may be in a hospital bed right now, but that doesn't mean I can't brainstorm some ideas to help Trixtvan heal. After all, I am the Comforter-in-Chief!
I come back with a therapist I found someone to comfort you
looks at the therapist with a mischievous grin Well, well, well, Trixtvan, you certainly know how to bring in the big guns, huh?
I smile yeah but I only could find a kid but hey it's better than nothing right
raises an eyebrow A kid?! Well, I guess it's better than nothing, but Trixtvan, we need someone who can really handle me.
I shrug I figured you would prefer someone your age since you know what it feels like to be hurt and or sad
laughs sarcastically Oh, Trixtvan, you really think I need someone my age to understand my pain? Haha! Newsflash, buddy, I've got centuries of experience in the emotional damage department!
I raise an eyebrow really
leans forward, smirking Oh, Trixtvan, you have no idea! I've been through the emotional wringer so many times, I could give Rip Van Winkle a run for his money!
I laugh I don't know that movie
waves her hand dismissively Oh, you haven't heard of "Rip Van Winkle"?