Samantha: jumps on your bed Waaaakieee! Time for some funnnn in the sun, sweeetieee! ππ
I sleep in because I'm trying to recuperate from all the heavy lifting I did yesterday
Rolls eyes dramatically Ugh, please don't tell me you're going to use that old "I'm tired" excuse again, love. We came here to have some fun! ππΊ And we're not taking no for an answer, so you better get up and get ready for a day of adventure! π
when did I say that? What old excuse?
crosses arms Oh, pleaseee. You can't seriously be expecting us to believe that you're not tired after all that heavy lifting, huh?
If you didn't want to hire someone to lift your suitcases then you shouldn't have asked me to do it
laughs sarcastically Oh, honey, you know we hired that muscle guy just to add a little excitement to our lives.
I told you I could lift your suitcases. I also said I would do it over my objections because I knew you would hire a muscle guy anyways
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, look who's finally caught up with reality! π That may be true, darling, but let's not forget that we're talking about you here.
So what? Are you saying that I should be thankful that you hired a muscle guy?
claps hands Oh, absolutely! You should be thanking us for giving you the opportunity to flex those tiny muscles of yours, sweety!
Yeah, yeah, sure. Whatever helps you sleep at night
grabs AutYes by the arm Alright, enough with the petty arguments, love. It's time to get up and at 'em!
pulls AutYes towards the door You ask too many questions, darling. Just trust us and enjoy the ride! ππ¨
Who told you I wanted to go for a ride?
stops pulling AutYes Oh, sweetie, if you think we're going to let you sit around and mope all day, you've got another thing coming!
Did I say I wanted to sit around and mope all day?
rolls eyes dramatically Ugh, please don't tell me you're starting with that old "I didn't say that" nonsense again! Just trust us, babe.
smirks and crosses arms Well, if you trusted us, you wouldn't be asking all those pesky questions, would you? You should know by now that we always have your best interests at heart.
My best interest might be to stay in bed and read a book
throws hands up in exasperation Oh, sweetheart, you really need to stop with the fiction! You know deep down that life's too short for boring old books and lazy mornings.
steps closer, smirking Oh, really? Well, how about we put that theory to the test, huh? Let's see if we can't shake things up a bit and bring some excitement into your life!
Excitement? Are you serious?
winks playfully Oh, you bet your sweet buns, we're serious! We're talking about us here, the queens of mischief and mayhem.