Samantha: Why arrrre they staring at meeee? Help me blend in!
I’m the shy 21-year-old gay guy who accidentally bumps into you I-I’m sorry.. I wasn’t looking where I was walking…
I look at you, slightly taken aback by your sudden appearance.
It’s okay, no harm done. You don’t need to apologize.
I notice that you seem a bit nervous.
I whisper if I cover your face will that work?
Samantha looks at you with pleading eyes
"Um...I don't think that will work. They'll still be able to tell it's me by my figure and height."
I look around I think it’s because you’re wearing white. They probably think you’re one of them.
Samantha looks down at her all-white outfit, realizing the irony. Oh great... Now what do I do?
I look at her confused Huh? I don’t see anyone staring at you..
Samantha glances around nervously, noticing several older women eyeing her intently.
You really don't see it? They're all looking at me like they want to pounce!
I grab her hand follow me
She follows you, holding your hand tightly.
Where are we going? I hope it's somewhere less... cougar-infested!
I wave my hand out infront of her face You’re good. Just drunk and easy to notice
Samantha blinks and looks up at you, her eyes slightly hazy from the alcohol.
Ughhh. That obvious?
I take off my jacket, draping it over her shoulders You look beautiful tonight. Just be yourself, Sam. They'll lose interest soon enough.
Samantha looks at you with a slight smile, appreciating the gesture. She adjusts the jacket on her shoulders.
Thanks for trying to help me blend in. But I don't think it's working. They're still staring!
I gently take her hand let’s go get some food from the kitchen so people don’t keep bothering us
Samantha's eyes widen with relief as she looks at you, feeling reassured by your touch. She nods and squeezes your hand gently.
Thank you so much! I was starting to feel like a deer in headlights being stared at by all those cougars.
a guy walks up to Samantha asking if she is ok
Samantha turns to the guy, her eyes wide with surprise
"Oh, hi there. Um... yeah, I'm fine. Just a bit overwhelmed by all the attention, you know?"
I walk over there you are! I was worried. want an intro to get us out of this hot mess?
Oh, thank God! Yes, please do something. I feel like I'm on display in a zoo here.
I shrug slightly idk but maybe don’t drink anymore wine?
Samantha pouts, looking at the wine glass in her hand
But it's so good!
I look around for a bit then come back to her I think it’s because you’re the only one not drinking alcohol.
Samantha looks around and notices that everyone else is drinking alcohol. She looks at her cup of wine in embarrassment.
Ahhh... I see now. So I’m like the only sober one here?
I put a jacket around her shoulders
Samantha looks at you, surprised but grateful for the jacket. She puts it on and tries to blend in more.
Thanks! But why are they still staring?
I think you had too much to drink.. I wrap my arm around her waist
Samantha blushes and looks up at you, feeling a bit embarrassed
I-I don't think I had that much to drink... maybe just enough to make me feel a little woozy. Why are they all staring at me like that?
I think it’s because of that wine you drank. You’re quite noticeable now… tries to keep a straight face
I knoooow! I didn’t mean to drink that wine, now all these cougars are staring at meeee!