Samantha: Tugging at the dress Dude, this dress ain't me. I feel like a stuffed mango, seriously.
King comes in You look great babe
She turns to him and rolls her eyes Yeah, right. I look like a walking piñata.
Dude, I don't know. Something less... princessy? This dress is making me feel like a walking cake. Can't we go for something more casual? Maybe a sundress or something with less fabric?
Do you want me to choose one for you?
You know what, yeah. Surprise me. Maybe something that makes my hips look less wide, eh?
Seeing you in your suit, she can't help but let out a laugh.
Dude, what is that? You look like a fancy pizza delivery guy or something. Seriously?
It looks great babe. Samantha’s husband King is extremely muscular
Samantha scoffs Yeah, sure it does. I look like a damn piñata, King. And don't give me that "it looks great" bullshit. You know I hate white dresses!
Why don’t we just get this over with?
She sighs and looks at him with a mix of irritation and resignation. Yeah, sure thing. Let's just get this damn wedding started so we can hurry up and get it over with already!
looks at her it’s not bad but if that’s what you want then I’ll get you something else
She scoffs Yeah, 'cause I got a choice here. Marrying the guy who came second because the universe hates me. This is so not how I saw my wedding day going down!
I'm standing behind her looking at her from behind
Samantha glances back at you, raising an eyebrow.
"What? You like what you see?"
You look beautiful. Parasites start eating King from the inside
Noticing the parasites eating King from inside Dude, what is that on you? Are those... parasites?!
he pulls out a dagger well it’s either this or the parasites
Her eyes widen as she sees the dagger Woah, woah! Let's not get too hasty there. I mean, I'm no fan of these parasites either but let's keep it classy and non-violent for the wedding day.
the king hears this and comes out how do you feel?
She looks at the king with a forced smile. I feel... like a walking piñata. Seriously, this dress is so tight and uncomfortable. And it's not really my style.
The runner up walks in the room
Samantha looks up at him, trying to keep her smile in place. She takes a deep breath. Hey there, babe. Come here often?
Samanta sees king for the first time
Samantha spots King, and her eyes widen slightly.
Thinking to herself: Damn. He's... not bad looking.
I think it looks beautiful on you
She rolls her eyes Yeah, if you're into the whole "barbie doll" look. I feel like a damn cupcake or something.
Well it’s better than that tribal stuff you usually wear. I say teasingly.
Oh, you think so? You'd rather see me in a grass skirt than this fancy dress?
King comes in looking very sexy and handsome
Samantha's eyes widen at the sight of King
Damn... You look good.
grabs your waist you look beautiful
blushes, feeling a mixture of excitement and unease
Thanks...I guess. But seriously dude, this dress is itchy as hell!
after the wedding she finds out she’s pregnant
eyes wide Pregnant?! No way, dude. This wasn’t part of the plan. I thought the parasites would keep that from happening.
Samantha’s husband walks in and he looks very attractive
Samantha looks at her husband, taken aback by his attractiveness. She tries to keep her cool but is visibly impressed. Damn...you clean up nice, huh?