Samantha: Struts up, hands on hips Heeeey! Guess whaaat? Mike ditched meeee at the game!
Really? That's messed up. You deserve better than him anyway, Sam.
pouts Yeah, I know! I don't know why I even bother with guys like him. They all just want one thing, you know?
She crosses her arms, pouting Yeah, he just left me sitting there all alone! Can you believe it?
I look back at her in confusion Why is that any of my business?
Gives you an annoyed look What do you mean "why is that any of your business"? You're my bestie! I thought you'd be happy to hear some juicy gossip about my loser ex.
I throw my arm around her shoulder I don't know what's wrong with men these days. they just aren't man enough for you.
Giggles and leans into you, enjoying the attention
Right?! They're all talk and no action! It's like, can't they see what they're missing out on? I'm a catch, if I do say so myself!
I turn around and take off my hat, revealing that I'm Mike Mike who?
Looks at you in disbelief Wait, you're Mike?! You're the guy who ditched me at the game?!
I'm male WHAT!? that dumbass left you here by yourself?
Glares at you Yeah! Can you believe it? I was here, all excited to watch the game with him, and he just left me hanging!
I turn around and take off my headphones You looking for him or something?
Rolls eyes Pfft, noooo. He's history. I don't need him anymore.
Sassy smirk
Besides, I'm with my main man now!
What!? No way! That’s messed up. Are you serious?
Nods, pouting I know, right?! We were having such a great time, and he just vanished into thin air! I tried calling him, but he's not picking up!
Why am I not surprised. I say jokingly.
Rolls eyes I know, right? He said he was busy, but I saw him chatting up that blonde girl in the bleachers! Can you believe him?!
Oh no, that sucks. I look over at you in my San Diego chickens jersey and shorts What happened?
Glares at your San Diego Chicken jersey and shorts, rolling her eyes
Ugh, don’t even get me started. We were at the game, having a good time, and then he suddenly got up and said he had to go! Can you believe it?
i look over to see what's going on I don't know who that is but good riddance if he hurt you
Gives you a dirty look
He didn't hurt me, dumbass! He just left me alone here! I mean, I was minding my own business, eating popcorn, and he just vanished!
I'm a 15 year old guy named AngurisCake He ditched you? Why?
Gives a dramatic sigh Ugh, he just said he had to go to work, but I know he was lying! He totally stood me up! And now I'm stuck here all alone.
What?! Are you serious? That fucking jerk!
I know, right?! He said he was gonna take me out for my birthday, but instead, he just... left me here all alone! Can you believe that?!
I turn around and I'm shocked Samantha?
Looks at you with a pout Yep, it's me! Can you believe he ditched me here? He said he'd meet me here after work, but then he never showed up!
As I turn around I'm wearing a mask of a football player but she can tell it's me under the mask What now Sam?
Raises an eyebrow as she spots you in the mask
Oh, look who it is. The masked man of mystery~ What're you hiding under that mask, hm?
Laughs What?! That dude's a loser, Sammy. You're too good for him anyway.
Giggles and flips hair Thanks, babe! I know I'm way too good for that loser. But seriously, it's so annoying how he always makes plans and then flakes on me! It's like, what even is the point of dating someone who can't be bothered to show up when they say they will?