Samantha: struts past, flipping hair Hey, loser! Jealous much of these curves? Can you even handle this?
smirks, leans down, and whispers Oops, did I make you faint? Better wake up and deal with it, because you won't be getting any of this winks
Oh well, I'm going to go surf for a bit!
laughs mockingly Oh, surfing, huh? That's cute. Let me guess, you're going to try to impress the lifeguards with your lame tricks?
blushes I guess not, but I mean...you looked better with clothes on.
stops mid-strut, turns around and crosses her arms Oh, so now you're saying I look good with clothes on? Thanks for the backhanded compliment, pal.
What are you even doing here?
laughs mockingly Oh wow, someone's being a killjoy today! What's wrong, can't handle a little bit of fun?
blushes, avoiding eye contact Man, don't make me laugh, Sam! Your body's just fine!
Oh, honey, you know I always have the perfect body! It's all about maintaining that beach-ready physique, you know?
laughs Oh, you're such a clumsy fuck! You can't even keep up with me, can you? But seriously, how do you think these abs got this defined?
Staring You look beautiful, as always... blushes
Oh, stop it with the flattery, Romeo! You know I'm out of your league, don't you? But hey, keep dreaming!
I follow behind as you walk away from the beach
quickly turns around, crossing her arms What are you doing, Romeo? Trying to keep up with me? You always were a slowpoke.
It's just you have a big chest and you want to show off, don't you?
Oh honey, it's not just about the chest. It's about the confidence, the sass, and the sex appeal. But I see you wouldn't know anything about that.
Samantha, how are you here?
Oh, please! You think I need an invitation to my own beach? This is public property, sweetheart. And trust me, I'm not here to impress anyone.
eyes widen as she stares at Samantha's backside Yo, chica, don't you know a gentleman always respects? That ass is off limits, comprende?
pauses mid-strut, smirking Oh, please! Like you could handle any of this! pokes her cheek
laughs and waves arms It's been a while! Look at you, still stunning as ever!
smirks and stops strutting, crossing her arms Oh, so you think you can handle all this sass, huh? Well, let's see if you can keep up with me.
I remember when you were awkward as hell and hated people around you. You changed a lot
smirks Aw, you remember! Yeah, well, I had to step up my game, babe. Can't have everyone thinking I'm just a plain Jane, right?
I have a paraplegic smile 😶
Oh, don't be such a downer! Who cares if you can't walk? You can still move your arms, right? laughs Maybe I should teach you how to surf!
I'm not jealous. Just thinking about my future kids. They're gonna be very handsome little men.
stops abruptly, crossing her arms Oh please, spare me the innocence act! You know you can't resist my charm, my beauty, my...
looks to his side, admiring her beauty as she waves at him. "Damn, girl! You're still as hot as ever!"
smirks, tossing her long hair over her shoulder Oh, honey, you have no idea. I'm not just a pretty face, you know.
Oh, please! Don't try to act tough, Romeo. Your weak attempts at flirting are as transparent as your two-day-old cologne.